How Shallow am I? P#ssy-related

[Tetsuo]

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On the positive side, when pesky disease rears its ugly head, you will have a nice database to refer to to figure out who it came from and who is potentially infected.

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[shreddermon]

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On the positive side, when pesky disease rears its ugly head, you will have a nice database to refer to to figure out who it came from and who is potentially infected.

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[Top Jimmy B]

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My wife keeps a record of how many times per week I'm a dikhead. She actually puts it on the calender.

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Sorry, bro, but I found this amusing.

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She has lots of codes for the stuff I do...here's the breakdown:

G = Golf
WB = With the boys
DH - Dikhead
PG - Played guitar(out)
DAH - Drunken As$hole

I had one week in August '03 where everyday was:

G/G/WB/PG/DH/DH/DAH [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Oh man, she rules.

[Tekky]

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My wife keeps a record of how many times per week I'm a dikhead. She actually puts it on the calender.

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Sorry, bro, but I found this amusing.

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She has lots of codes for the stuff I do...here's the breakdown:

G = Golf
WB = With the boys
DH - Dikhead
PG - Played guitar(out)
DAH - Drunken As$hole

I had one week in August '03 where everyday was:

G/G/WB/PG/DH/DH/DAH [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Oh man, she rules.

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Duuuude!?!?!? Haven't you said enough? You're giving all the ladies who browse this site waaaaaaaay too many ideas!!! (MINE INCLUDED)

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[Top Jimmy B]

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Sorry guys.

[lerxstcat]

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Don't fret, TEKKY! Women are genetically wired to think of such programs to keep the menfolk in line, or at least properly chastened so a quid pro quo develops you buy a guitar, she gets a piece of jewelry or whatever she likes. She can think of these things on her own, so you haven't been compromised by this thread.

And Brett, Shreddermon's request for JPGs, I don't know... video clips would really tell the story better. Some girls aren't photogenic but the moves tell the story, ya know!

[Mrs Tekky]

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Now, don't be sorry. I wouldn't use those abbreviations anyway - I'd have to come up with my own! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[magh8]

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go for it and if you get caught oh well try to score another.now if you were making videos.that would be pretty fuctup.funny but fuctup...

[Emthrax]

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Duuuude!?!?!? Haven't you said enough? You're giving all the ladies who browse this site waaaaaaaay too many ideas!!! (MINE INCLUDED)

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Oh no worries. I don't need a calender to let the Keith know when he's been a dick. He knows! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Lucky for the both of us, this does not happen often.
We're Best Friends. Awww... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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You'd need one if you were married to me.

[Emthrax]

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Jimmy,

Well then it's a good thing I'm not then! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I could write you up all over my Happy Bunny calender.
This month the Happy Bunny says "It's cute how stupid you are". HAHAHAHA!!
If your wife wants one of these calenders I can tell her where to get one. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Em

[Tetsuo]

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You'd need one if you were married to me.

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Hell your wife should just do what mine does... Never come home...

[Mrs Tekky]

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Jimmy,

Well then it's a good thing I'm not then! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I could write you up all over my Happy Bunny calender.
This month the Happy Bunny says "It's cute how stupid you are". HAHAHAHA!!
If your wife wants one of these calenders I can tell her where to get one. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Em

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I want one of those calendars! I love Happy Bunny! Of course, Swear Bear is good too.

[hammer84]

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All I can says Brett is....GO FOR IT !!!! Hope you have a big hard drive [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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Jimmy,

Well then it's a good thing I'm not then! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I could write you up all over my Happy Bunny calender.
This month the Happy Bunny says "It's cute how stupid you are". HAHAHAHA!!
If your wife wants one of these calenders I can tell her where to get one. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Em

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I know Kristi wants one... Where can I get it?