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**Emthrax** · 01-12-2005, 05:29 PM

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You can find the Happy Bunny calenders at Hot Topic, that's where I got mine.
Or you can get one RIGHT HERE!

I love HB. I have HB stickers all over my acoustic guitar case. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Okay, sorry for the hijack Brett!

Em

**brett8388** · 01-12-2005, 05:32 PM

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Here's an example (too bad I can't cut and paste my Excel sheet - it's cool)...

1/6/2005

Lacey
Dirty blonde, not fat, but not thin, 31 years old

36DD

Fake, but old - they flop, and fake titties shouldn't flop

Rating - 5 - decent body, but has giant tats all around her pussy (and no where else)! Also, she's a little stiff in bed and not as flexable as I'd like.

Why I didn't go back...

This is gross. In the morning, she said she had to use the "bathroom" - I knew she was taking a crap, so I gave it time to air out. When I went in, there were "remnants" in the commode. She should have flushed twice. Damn, that's disgusting! Adios, b$tch!

Those are my catagories. Comments?

Brett

**Tetsuo** · 01-12-2005, 05:36 PM

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That done is gross and a reason I would not go back...

**Shawn Lutz** · 01-12-2005, 05:41 PM

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Bachelor life was cool for me and if accuracy in this area is what you are wanting then go for it. Not my thing as I have a pretty good memory and probably could tally the nails if I had to but since I've been happily married for 13 years it seems kinda pointless [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] If I did keep records I could only imagine my wife's reaction if she found an .xls log of babes boned before her and rating of their performances lol...

Tommy - you are right about Texas, this state (in Dallas and Houston anyways) has the most beautiful women I have seen, not just titty dancers either. If you can't hookup with a hottie here you got some major problems [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I remember when I first moved here from Detroit in 87, the babe to guy ratio was insane, no workin the floor needed, just show up and you could score. California and Florida are the next two states full of hotness...

**atomic charvel guy** · 01-12-2005, 05:45 PM

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i agree, florida is loaded with 'em as well.

**Somnuszoth** · 01-12-2005, 08:15 PM

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You are a god amongst man, Brett

**jacktheshredder** · 01-12-2005, 08:17 PM

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I’ve heard STDs are highly prevalent in your area ... nice knowing you.

**Gtrplyr666** · 01-12-2005, 09:07 PM

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you're the man brett!!!! had a buddy that did that. never heard much aboot it though. i say go for it and good luck!!!! and make sure you keep us posted.

Garry [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

**Tetsuo** · 01-12-2005, 09:14 PM

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I’ve heard STDs are highly prevalent in your area ... nice knowing you.

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While I agree and I am not big on the objectification of women (the only reason I don't like porn and I mean only) hell if I have to die having too much Sex isn't a bad way [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

**ChickenScratch** · 01-12-2005, 09:22 PM

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Alright, so last year, one of the questions I got (often) was how many women did I sleep with. I have no idea. I don't think it's an astronomical number, but it's significant for sure (at least to me it is). So, this year, starting on January 1, I'm keeping tabs. I've developed an "ass" list to log my girls. It has their names, breast size and type, body, performance, and the reason why I didn't go back or continue to see her. I made it in Excel since I need some practice with that program. It's the 12 of January and I'm on entry #7 (excluding return visits).

My question - is this wrong? I mean, it's going to be pretty funny when it's done (as long as no one finds it and kills me), and it will be a good thing to reflect on when I'm 60 and swallowing Viagra to tap a chick in the old folks home.

Brett

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Ok, I dont know how I missed this thread before so I'm jumping in. It's a great idea if you want to keep track of it.

I on the other hand have not kept track, seriously I don't even know. What I can say is that about 2 years ago when the girl I loved dumped me I became a complete "man-whore" (my sister's words). That summer alone I was up to 23. I've slowed down since then and become more picky though.

**brett8388** · 01-12-2005, 09:40 PM

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I am pretty picky. I can deal with someone slightly less pretty in the face if they have a bigger rack, and visa versa - a small rack-having chick better be very pretty, or at least make a mean breakfast.

As for the STD thing - as far as I know, Baltimore has the most VD related cases per capita, not Houston. Houston is known for fat people - not VD-having people. And think about it - most fat people aren't whoring around much. It takes a lot of work, effort, and energy, and if you're fat...well, you wouldn't be able to be fat and chase the way I do.

Brett

**Tetsuo** · 01-12-2005, 09:44 PM

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I thought New Orleans or Chicago had all the fat people

**thetroy** · 01-12-2005, 11:26 PM

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Guess I'm in the minority here, I think doing all of that (regardless of whether or not it's being recorded) is totally insane. I just cannot see myself ever having sex before I'm married (broke up with a girlfriend once because of that, a little weird eh?).

But that being said, I'm not the type to impose my own morals on anyone else. So I say if that's what makes you happy, go for it.

**toejam** · 01-12-2005, 11:58 PM

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I just cannot see myself ever having sex before I'm married (broke up with a girlfriend once because of that, a little weird eh?).

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What if you get married and then your wife leaves you because you suck in bed because you didn't have any practice at it?!? [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

**ChickenScratch** · 01-13-2005, 12:02 AM

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What happens when you are like 25 and still have not experinced a woman yet? Seriously man, not over hyping this but nothing compares to a woman, not drugs (I know) not any crazy thrill you can think of.