How Shallow am I? P#ssy-related

[tonemonster]

Re: How Shallow am I? P#ssy-related

you know it! POAAAAN STAAAAAS!!!!!

[Soloist1]

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What about the hedge hog? lol

[Evol]

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She has lots of codes for the stuff I do...here's the breakdown:

G = Golf
WB = With the boys
DH - Dikhead
PG - Played guitar(out)
DAH - Drunken As$hole

I had one week in August '03 where everyday was:

G/G/WB/PG/DH/DH/DAH [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Oh man, she rules.

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Well I say turn the tables on her! I'm going to start my own calendar,here's some starting ideas for the codes it would have :

TTM - Talked too much
DMD - Didn't make dinner
WS - Went shopping
BAM - Bitched at me
DPO - Didn't put out
DDL - Distracted dead lay
MTMF - Mean to my friends
WSO - Watched soap opera
IMO - Invited Mother-in-law over
LTGAM - Listened to gay ass music
CAN - Cried all night
MMPDGFNGR - Made me put down guitar for no good reason
SWBF - Slept with best friend
SAMM - Spent all my money
WTCA - Wrecked the car again
BSM - Bitched some more
WSB - Won't stop bitching
OTR - [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Speaks for itself



Try that out and watch the look on her face change,I'll bet she won't want to keep a calendar no more! With all the WS/WS/SAMM/TTM/BAM/WS/WS/OTR 's I think she'll get the point! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


Now as far as the original post,I think it's a natural thing to do;girls have diaries and guys have databases [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Not only do those girls keep tabs on who,they write it all down,size,taste,amount of time it took ,etc... so no harm in it at all.
Actually,it's a good idea not only if you did ever get a disease and could narrow it down to find out who's ass you need to chew,but it could protect you in case of a false accusation of pregnancy if you have a record of when you nailed her and it doesn't match up with her claims.This does happen still even though we have DNA tests,who wants to go through that hassle,or most guys just assume it was them since they don't know for sure the date they did the dirty deed.

Protect yourself,and make them sign a waiver when they leave the next morning [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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gotta love the hedgehog solo. that hairy backed 12 sandwich eatin' greasy buzzard has seen some action over the deades that's for sure.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

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But I'm sure Peter North has the record...he's like an Yngwie of the penis.

Peter North is my hero.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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bwahahahahahaha [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] meedleee meedleee meedleee meeeee....squirt [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Did you know that Peter North was a GAY porno star before he changed his name to Peter North?

[atomic charvel guy]

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i met him, and i have heard that as well absolut.

[atomic charvel guy]

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it kinda bummed me out when i was told he smoked baloney at one time.

[Soloist1]

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Yes he did Tommy. I also heard the same about North.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

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Brett, you should pick the top 12 out of your harem and have them pose with your guitars and make a Jackson (non official) calender!!!

[Soloist1]

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Yeah you can start with the blonde you sent a pic of. I forget here name but I recall 600cc's. lol

[atomic charvel guy]

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brett,
how's my girl doing? the blooddrip girl. i miss her so much it hurts to type,

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

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Yeah you can start with the blonde you sent a pic of. I forget here name but I recall 600cc's. lol

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That wasn't the Big Foot chick, was it?

[Soloist1]

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I only saw the mid section so I couldn't say. Big guns though. Nice job by the Doc also. Pretty evenly placed. I've seen some pretty bad fake tits. These were nice. I think Brett said she was a repeat customer also.

[j2379]

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LMAO...go for it, you should have pics with all of them if possible. me i cant log anything i can barely keep track of where my shoes are every day, plus i like losing count, it means it was alot or at least more than i can count on one hand.

[ROCKPRO]

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We all know, as do you, that this idea is not original.

Since the dawn of time Mankind has kept records, diaries, lists etc.

Everyone, weather they write it down with all the details or try to store it in memory, maintains a black book. It is an empowering feeling.

I am 100% in support of your "Sex Partner List" record keeping.

You cannot fully rely on your memory to recall the sensual images taken with the video camera of your mind. It helps to write the details down.

Obviously it is important enough to you that you want to write it down in anyway you see fit and that is great.

Do it! In the future you will have a powerful book of fantasy realities.

It can only make you a better person to see yourself from the outside in.

I would love to have my own personal history in that way.
It is good to keep a "Personal Journal".
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