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Guy walks up to a grocery store clerk and asks him, "how much for this 1/2 head of lettuce?" Clerk says, "hang on, let me ask my manager." So he walks into the back room and says, "hey boss, some dumb ass wants to buy 1/2 head of lettuce". Just as he finished saying this, he notices that the guy followed him into the back room. So he quickly follows up with, "And this kind gentleman has offered to buy the other half."
They come to an arrangement, the customer leaves and the boss says to the clerk, "hey, that was some quick thinking on your feet, boy. I like that! Where ya from?"
Clerk answers, "Canada."
Boss asks, "Why'd you leave?"
Clerk resonds, "The only thing in Canada are whores and hockey players."
Boss says, "Oh yeah? My wife is from Canada..."
Clerk answers, "Really? What team did she play for?"
They come to an arrangement, the customer leaves and the boss says to the clerk, "hey, that was some quick thinking on your feet, boy. I like that! Where ya from?"
Clerk answers, "Canada."
Boss asks, "Why'd you leave?"
Clerk resonds, "The only thing in Canada are whores and hockey players."
Boss says, "Oh yeah? My wife is from Canada..."
Clerk answers, "Really? What team did she play for?"
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