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    Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey.....

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    I apologize for the rant...but Jesus, Im so fukkin pissed right now I could bite roofing nails in two. We just returned from our visit to the neighborhood tax preparers office. I was expecting a little back, and yes I got that from the feds, but the state just bent me over the tailgate and raped me in the ass without as much as a freaking handshake afterwards!!! I hate this freaking state and I hate Maine. I swear....most people work 40+ hours a week just to make a better life for themselves. I might as well quit work and stay home and raise my pups, get a divorce and just shack up with Mr LPC indefinitely, and drive my Cadillac (that I could afford then) to pick up some gov't cheese. It may seem petty to bitch about a measley 500 bucks to some of yall, but to me, thats over 2 weeks pay for me. I just dont get it, the federal taxes give it to me but the state is standing there....patting their foot with one hand on thier hip and the other sticking out so I can just and it over to them....

    While we were there I heard over and over (to other people) your refund will be 57489507285904237502750252037520578492052748 million gazillion dollars....you have 2 kids so you get ALL THIS MONEY!!! I start saying that we need to adopt a kid, and the tax preparer informs us that it wouldnt matter, we would still have to pay....how do people do this??? I know good and well some of them make as much money as we do but they still get money back!!!! Is there some sort of "air tax" that I dont know about??? They charge you by the breath??? Or is there a pain tax??? Everytime I have PMS they charge me???? [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img]

    Okay Im finished

    Mrs LPC (no freaking winkie)
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  • #2
    Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey..

    Ya, Taxes suck. hopefully I won't be screwed this year over my non paying for 2 years, but it was the IRS's fault that I didn't pay
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    • #3
      Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey..

      I always laugh when Americans complain about taxes........

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      • #4
        Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey..

        Ya know dude maybe you should re-do em. I'm sure there's something else that could be deducted. Your tax dude might've missed something or knows something not many other people are aware of. Those Turobtax software programs might also find something else. If not, hey, sorry dude. Read my post about the Dean Razorbacks, Ramen noodles for awhile, that's all, lol.

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        • #5
          Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey..

          Well we may have lower taxes than many countries, I believe the ratio of services received to taxes paid is generally lower in the USA than it is in many countries with higher tax rates.

          Then again, I have a biased view being a college student. I would much rather pay NOTHING for tuition than my current USD$30,000 or so PER YEAR. Who cares if I'll pay less taxes than someone in Finland when I'm going to be paying off student loans til I'm dead...

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            Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey..

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            I always laugh when Americans complain about taxes........

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            I'm pretty sure that we invented bitching about taxes. Or at the least, invented doing something about it. It is our birthright. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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            • #7
              Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey..

              I think here in Canada, we must all be used to paying ludicrously high taxes. We've all been raped by the gov't so many times, we don't even feel it anymore.
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              • #8
                Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey..

                yeah, but for your taxes dont' you get stuff like free health care, no toll booths maybe..something?? We get nothing...but I choose to live here, so I give my money up and shut up LOL.

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                • #9
                  Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey..

                  I was also gonna say, free health care dude. But a cousin of mine in Toronto said they're tryin to change that and make you pay for that too. Dunno though, haven't followed up on that any

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                    Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey..

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                    Then again, I have a biased view being a college student. I would much rather pay NOTHING for tuition than my current USD$30,000 or so PER YEAR. Who cares if I'll pay less taxes than someone in Finland when I'm going to be paying off student loans til I'm dead...

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                    Just wait until you graduate and find out that if you're making any money you'll be in a high enough bracket that your student loan interst isn't deductible. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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                    • #11
                      Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey.....

                      i hear ya Krista,,i've got no kids, and barely anything to write off,,,i'm scared and haven't even got my 1099's yet
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                      • #12
                        Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey.....

                        seriously-get a deduction form from your HR person and have an extra 20 bucks taken out of each paycheck-if you get paid every two weeks, it comes out to over 500 bucks, and you will never miss it during the year. If it turns out you didn't need to have it held back, you just get 500 extra bucks refunded.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey.....

                          Yeah, we get free health care, and contrary to right wing propoganda, we don't have to wait 6 weeks to see a specialist. I have NEVER waited more than a week to see my family doctor, and 2 weeks to see an allergy specialist, or ear, nose & throat doctor, etc.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey.....

                            We have free heathcare, but it is 3rd rate care.............

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                              Re: Taxes blow infected puss oozing green donkey.....

                              I sat down with all my tax info and after filling out my 1040, the Shedule A, the Scedule C, and one more form I can't remember, I was pleasantly surprised to see such a nice refund. Instead of leaving well enough alone, I decided to run the figures through TurdboTax. The discrepenacy was huge, so it's back to the tax books for me.
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