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    YOU'VE GROWN UP WHEN...

    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.


    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass.

    [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

  • #2
    Re: Growing up...

    25.....amen brother [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "It's because the speed of light is superior to the speed of sound that so many people look shiny before they actually sound stupid"

    "All pleasure comes at someone Else's expense"

    The internet is where, The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

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    • #3
      Re: Growing up...

      This doesnt apply to me...so...IM NOT GROWN UP!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

      9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

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      • #4
        Re: Growing up...

        11 and 24 are the only two that apply to me. Oh, and my car insurance went down last year too(25).

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        • #5
          Re: Growing up...

          [ QUOTE ]
          11 and 24 are the only two that apply to me. Oh, and my car insurance went down last year too(25).

          [/ QUOTE ]
          well my car insurance went down im 23 my larger is keeping
          up thow .i got a cool supply of 24 cans in the fridge [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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          • #6
            Re: Growing up...

            Putting on clothes period is dressing up!
            Otherwise... yep. They pretty much all apply. Bummer. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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            • #7
              Re: Growing up...

              WAIT! WAIT! I found one!! Haha!
              I can smoke my houseplants! I can eat them too. Okay, phew. That was close! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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              • #8
                Re: Growing up...

                15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

                That's one that applies to me sometimes. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #9
                  Re: Growing up...

                  better than a back garden fence [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] don't ask

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                  • #10
                    Re: Growing up...

                    Thanks...... NOt (and GD you No. 25 , except 10 and 24!!! I dont like cops and I always drink at home first!!).
                    "I''ll say what I'm gonna say, cuz I'm going to Hell anyway!"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Growing up...

                      [ QUOTE ]



                      3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.



                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      <font color="aqua">What happens if I have a separate fridge for my beer(keg)? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]</font>
                      Dave ->

                      "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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                      • #12
                        Re: Growing up...

                        [ QUOTE ]
                        better than a back garden fence [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] don't ask

                        [/ QUOTE ]
                        I don't think I wanna know anyway... Welsh people are strange! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Hey wait, I'm a little Welsh, too. [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Growing up...

                          [ QUOTE ]
                          [ QUOTE ]
                          better than a back garden fence [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] don't ask

                          [/ QUOTE ]
                          I don't think I wanna know anyway... Welsh people are strange! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Hey wait, I'm a little Welsh, too. [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]

                          [/ QUOTE ]

                          <font color="aqua">We've seen your manboobs, you're not a "little" anything! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>
                          Dave ->

                          "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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                          • #14
                            Re: Growing up...

                            Geeeeezz...I read that.... Now I'm depressed [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
                            >>--HuntinDoug-->

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                            • #15
                              Re: Growing up...

                              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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