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  • #16
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    Dammit this guy doesnt need to be the next president...I DO!!!! I say bring back the noose and have a good ole fashioned southern hangin...dont let these guys sit around in prison for X amount of years after they murder some innocent child in cold blood, or rape some 89 year old woman in her home...I say, after the guilty verdict...lets all go out in the courtyard and watch the bastards swing for awhile....dammit I NEED to be president!!!

    Mrs LPC

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    Yee-fukkin-haw! Let's get 'er done! You got my vote, Krista. Of course, that'll make Sam just some lil' trophy for you to dress up and show off at official functions. Think about it Sam... your own guitar room in the East Wing. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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    • #17
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      He will have a lil shack out back!!

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      • #18
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        I should be Prez...I'd make sheriff Joe my B!tch..

        and while I'm fuggin' here on this stupid friggin' thread..

        Happy Black History Month....just my way to express my love for my afro amercican brothers..all of them...because they are all friggin' awesome...every last friggin' one of them...because they are the best this great nation has to offer...the very best!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #19
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          Well actually I think I should be president

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          being a president sucks .
          I should be a dictator [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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          • #20
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            Prez , Dictator , Tyrant...whatever..

            you don't behave...I'll put my foot up your ass ...and your ass's ass..
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #21
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              Way to go,Sherrif Joe!....LPC,you sure you're not from Texas? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]......You would fit right in down here!.......
              Straightjacket Memories.Sedative Highs...........

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              • #22
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                Naw, I aint from Texas but Ive seen my share of Brahmas and drove my share of Massey Fergusons in my day...

                Ooops, thread hijack, manadatory 5 min time out....just long enough to brush my teeths!!!

                Mrs LPC

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                • #23
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                  rather than spend money on jails or prisoners,it would be better to spend the money on eeducat....educashi....edjukatshun....ahhh frigg it i am with Mrs LPC and Bill, hang'em and make it a public affair [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

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                  • #24
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                    East Tenn huh??? My old stomping grounds....well somewhat...Bristol/Kingsport/JC no wonder you agree with the public hangins!!!

                    Dammit, another hijack...Im banished to bed, the Nyquil is kickin in I think...

                    Mrs LPC

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                    • #25
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                      Vote for me. I'll kill anyone that talks crap on us, tax every other country just so we don't bomb them, and lower our taxes.

                      I'll probably just blow everything up, and if my cabinet didn't like it, I'd blow them up.

                      Democrat means Demolition. You figure it out.

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                      • #26
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                        I identify more with the LIbertarians than any other party, and even go as far to tell people that I am one for simplicity's sake, but making people lay in their beds is pretty out there. Allthough if a real Libertarian was able to make some change, the only crimes left would be the ones that deserved REAL punishment. I have no moral qualms about death penalty, harsh treatment for the guilty, but there's just too much possibility (and evidence) of plenty of people who are innocent. I certainly identify with the hang 'em all mentality after shit goes down, but just imagine yourself caught up in that.
                        Anyway, I think Larry Flynt should be the next president, with Howard Stern as VP. Seriously. Well about Larry Flynt at least.

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                        • #27
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                          Stern Sucks. flynt rocks
                          I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                          • #28
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                            Sounds like an urban legend, but except for a couple minor points, it's all true:

                            http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/pink.htm
                            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                            • #29
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                              Dammit this guy doesnt need to be the next president...I DO!!!! I say bring back the noose and have a good ole fashioned southern hangin...dont let these guys sit around in prison for X amount of years after they murder some innocent child in cold blood, or rape some 89 year old woman in her home...I say, after the guilty verdict...lets all go out in the courtyard and watch the bastards swing for awhile....dammit I NEED to be president!!!

                              Mrs LPC

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                              I like the idea, but I think hanging is too good for a lot of these people. As a survivor of a violent crime, I think these a$$holes need to suffer just as their victims did. A lot of these evil pieces of dung get off with a few years in prison - if that much. While their victims live with a life time of fear and memories.

                              I think it would be really cool if Krista and I were president and vice pres. That could get really interesting!

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                              • #30
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                                [/ QUOTE ]I think it would be really cool if Krista and I were president and vice pres. That could get really interesting!

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                                <font color="yellow">**GULP**

                                Ummmm, Imma movin to Mexico if dat happens [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                Wow....I don't wanna think about their campaign slogans [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]

                                They'll hire Lorena Bobbit as the Secretary of Defense [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] </font>

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