haha I can't believe what I just bought

[AfterForever]

here's the story..

a couple years ago we we're sreaching for stupid birthday gifts for a friend.. All kinds of stupid stuff that are useless, just for a laugh.. one thing we had was a dvd called "face sitters 3" haha, you can guess the genre

the friend was very ashamed about it.. he didn't tell anyone he got it.. and after a few months it just "disappeared" we don't know who has it or what he's done with it

4 years later and his birthday is again tomorrow, so we decided to get him another dvd in the same genre.. "the secretary" and I'm curious how he will react [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

anyway.. when we're looking for dvds I saw this (I have the english version, the pic is another language):



"Brianna loves Jenna" and I just had to have it haha [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] I don't know why but it's just a classic haha
and man.. there is a huuuge difference between those cheap movies and the more professional ones haha

I don't even know why I'm writing this.. don't think I got boxes full of those dvds, this is my first haha

[Brad]

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don't think I got boxes full of those dvds, this is my first haha

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Yeah...... sure you don't... and neither do any of us..... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[Guest]

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Nope, none of us do.... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] Now where's our resident chump when you need him? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

You should get him the one that "disappeared" seems more fitting.. Perhpas with a card, We knew you lost the original, so.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Pat

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

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DENIALE....

[IrfaanSE801]

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Ya think that's a gag gift? Try German porn for a bday gift! Damned friend of mine is sick! NOTHING, and I repeat nothing will freak him out more. I'm all grossed out thinkin bout it [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]. Keep that other DVD you bought though, it'll even things out. Oh yah, or you can all take him out to dinner and present him with the gifts there. Same friend of mine took his friends out to this fancy resteraunt to eat and gave him a blow up doll and sat it right next to him the entire night, lol. He couldn't be rude and pop it, so instead he sat next to it all night. Good times...lol.

[Deneb]

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I've got a couple pornos, I got Jennas blue movie, some 4 hours long lesbo movie, and a few others. I bought them because my ex liked to bang while watching them.

Probably why she turned out to be a slut that fukked everyone of her friends boyfriends, thus leading to the end of our relationship, and a fight between a guy and myself, that didn't need to happen.

Now they just annoy the crap out of my current girlfriend. They sat so long they collected dust, and for shits and giggles, I took andpulled them off of the shelf, opened them and put them back. Within 1 day she knew that they had been tampered with, then I hear comments like

ain't I good enough, bla blah blah.

[toejam]

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Ya think that's a gag gift? Try German porn for a bday gift! Damned friend of mine is sick! NOTHING, and I repeat nothing will freak him out more. I'm all grossed out thinkin bout it [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img].

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Hahahahaha!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] German porn is funny! Ever see the South Park movie? They're surfing a website and find German porn. Stan says, "Dude, what the fukk is wrong with German people??" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[IrfaanSE801]

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"Mom, if you were in a German Shiza (sp?) film, you'd tell me, right?"

Had me on the floor laughin [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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don't think I got boxes full of those dvds, this is my first haha

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Yeah...... sure you don't... and neither do any of us..... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]I've got a big banana box full of VHS tapes in the basement. I should probably start getting stuff on DVD. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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"Mom, if you were in a German Shiza (sp?) film, you'd tell me, right?"

Had me on the floor laughin [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Yeah, that's great!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I think I'm gonna go pop that dvd in later. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Deneb]

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I played shit porn for my buddy once, I was laughing so hard, so was he, but my girlfriend about threw up. I told her if she did it on video, someone would pay to eat it.

[ElwoodBlues]

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I must have lousy freinds b/c they won't even let me borrow, much less buy me porn. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[No Use]

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shit porn? ahh man, that shit's weird as ****. i remember wtaching some weird sex commercial show on HBO on our Macy's Day Parade trip, in the hotel room, me and my three buddys...it was so **** weird, we almost died laughing the whole time!

[StukaJU87]

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I NEED some good porn and Jenna DVD's. I am way too embarrassed to go into the adult store and buy them myself. Someone send me some.......please? [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Madness]

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I NEED some good porn and Jenna DVD's. I am way too embarrassed to go into the adult store and buy them myself. Someone send me some.......please?


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well, you can always look at it this way....you are all there for the same reason. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]