Just won a million bucks!!!!!!

[surfdork]

At least, according to De Lotto in the Netherlands I am one of ten lucky winners from prize pool A! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

Custom Shop, here I come! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

It must be real, right? I mean, certainly no one from overseas would try and scam me. That would not be very nice at all. I asked if I could get the payout in dollar bills. When it arrives, we will have JCF night at the local strip joint, and I will provide tip money for all the JCF Bros.

[Newc]

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Congrats! Hurry and send your Security Deposit to make sure you stay in the Winners Pool [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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i earned 8 million just for giving my bank information out and doing a wire transfer. i'm still waiting to get the 8 million now 7 months later and there is money missing from my account. strange.

[tonemonster]

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damn...any of you guys interested in a course I got to sell you?? its called "Double your IQ or NO MONEY BACK!!!" [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img] I am taking orders now! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] if you order in the next 10 minutes, you get a FREE set of Ginsu knives [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] once you guys complete my course, then I am going to give you all the opportunity to make some BIG BUCKS with some real estate deals that I have going. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

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Snopes article

http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/lottery.asp

[surfdork]

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Yeah, I saw that...and several other pages with info on my "new fortune". Good news though...Harry Herman has e-mailed me back, and says I can have it in one dollar bills if I want. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

But you guys have to be quiet about this...I'm not supposed to tell you I won.

[atomic charvel guy]

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i already own the brooklyn bridge, bought that one decades ago.

[Guest]

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i already own the brooklyn bridge, bought that one decades ago.

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[img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img] Tommy, I own it, and I even got a mortgage on it... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Pat

[atomic charvel guy]

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oh yeah, i traded it for an eight ball a few years ago,now i remember. who'd you buy it from?-lol

[Top Jimmy B]

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right here. i sold it for gas money to get to Sturgis.

[atomic charvel guy]

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atta boy jimmy, good deal. are you still horrified about the booty blast?-lol

[Top Jimmy B]

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the booty blast haunts my every thought.

[Accept2]

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The worst fraud is the idiots at Capitol One, Royal, and CitiBank who keep mailing me offers for a $100,000 credit card. That should be illegal too, because we all know someone somewhere out there has signed it, and is now the bank's bitch. Although, I seem to remember Buck Bundy getting a card, so hmmmmm..............

[Top Jimmy B]

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I have a friend who bought his uncles house when the old guy died. A week after taking possession the UNCLE recieved a $50,000 Platinum Visa in the mail, which my friend activated and continues to use to this day. The dead guy has one hell of a credit rating, thanks to my buddy who makes the payments faithfully.

If you need me to say it, I will. My friend is an idiot.

[Accept2]

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Yes, all they require is a payment of 3% on the balance, and people think thats nothing. They dont think about the 28% interest and the fact that even without new charges to paydown $50,000 3% at a time while youre being charged that much interest equals bend over..................