Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

[RacerX]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bodies&e=5

There's gotta be a death metal tune in there somewhere! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Hollywood]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

maybe the company that makes Glad Wrap could tackle this?
we want to do it in the best and the most respectable way for both the deceased and the family. The shrink-wrapped bodies could be moved with forklifts.
Nothing says respect like having your shrink-wrapped loved one hauled away with a forklift. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Drsracing]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

Sweet this is how I want to be tooken care of when I die, and who knows Olympia is only 50 miles south of me so It could happen.

Actually I want to be creamated and spread out at all my favorite places

[Superfly]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

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Actually I want to be creamated and spread out at all my favorite places

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me too bro....

[GodOfRhythm]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

Can you imagine losing someone in a disaster, knowing this machine is being used. And 5 years later see a truck towing the thing drive by? Devastating.

[RacerX]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

Update: Freehill & I are collaborating on a tune about the machine.

[442w30]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

Here it comes, Here comes the shrink wrap
Come to haul you awa-ay...

To the tune of Speed Racer (nice Racer X tie in ta 'boot!)

[RR05xx]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

Well racer, glad to see you have been speeding your time wisely......

[toejam]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

Hmmm, I always wanted to be mummified, but shrink wrapping sounds kinda neat. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Cleveland Metal]

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"The New Dead Body Shrink Wrap-O-matic... Keeps dead bodies freshlike for weeks!"

The perfect gift for that special serial killer in everyones life...

[VanOsbourne]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

What do they have planned up there?

[SARJ]

Re: Dead Body Shrink Wrap O Matic

They must have gotten the idea from the re-make Texas Chainsaw Masacre. Remember when the sherrif shrinkwrapped the girl in the back of the van. Somebody at the coroners office must have had a meeting and somebody there that saw the movie must have said..........."huh, huh (Beavis and Butthead style) we should wrap em in shrinkwrap, huh, huh, huh"! Great idea! LOL!

I work in public safety and I avoid dead body calls like the plague. I couldn't imagine even having to touch a dead person. I used to think it was cool, but I lost my edge over the years. That tsunami thing scewed me up for a few weeks just seeing all the bodies washing up and going on trailers and shit. I couldn't be there.