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  • #16
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    The Academy Awards are referred to as the Super Bowl for women from an advertisers viewpoint.

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    • #17
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      though I didn't see one feminine hygiene commercial. They save those for when I'm watching Crank Yankers and South Park. WTF.

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      • #18
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        I can't watch these movie award shows. They're big festivals of shit I don't give a shit about.

        I also hate Beyonce.

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        • #19
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          Scarlet Johansen -- I'd do her
          Kate Winslet -- I'd do her
          Beyonce -- [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
          Hilary Swank -- [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
          Charlize Theron -- [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
          Salma Hayek -- [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

          Oh, you mean they gave out awards, too? I didn't notice.

          Guess I'm just turning into a dirty old man...don't tell my wife! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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          • #20
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            Salma Hayek is a nice piece of ass.

            Scarlett Johannson is very hot. Her lips...yeah they look like she knows what to do with them....

            .....

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            • #21
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              Chris Rock's intro bit before Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek came up was pretty funny — "Give it up for our next four presenters." :lol

              (although to be fair, I've heard for years the joke about "And here they are: Dolly Parton!")
              please don't put it into words, 'cause I fear what you're thinking

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              • #22
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                Hey, how come nobody brought up Counting Crows?? Does that guy look more and more like a Dr. Seuss character or what?
                please don't put it into words, 'cause I fear what you're thinking

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                • #23
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                  Salma Hayek is a nice piece of ass...

                  [/ QUOTE ]

                  From my mechanic point of view... Salma Hayek's front chassis [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img], and her rear end's [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]... Yeah, nice piece of ass.

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