The Oscars

[ROCKPRO]

Re: The Oscars

The Academy Awards are referred to as the Super Bowl for women from an advertisers viewpoint.

[the_drip]

Re: The Oscars

though I didn't see one feminine hygiene commercial. They save those for when I'm watching Crank Yankers and South Park. WTF.

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: The Oscars

I can't watch these movie award shows. They're big festivals of shit I don't give a shit about.

I also hate Beyonce.

[pro-fusion]

Re: The Oscars

Scarlet Johansen -- I'd do her
Kate Winslet -- I'd do her
Beyonce -- [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
Hilary Swank -- [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
Charlize Theron -- [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
Salma Hayek -- [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

Oh, you mean they gave out awards, too? I didn't notice.

Guess I'm just turning into a dirty old man...don't tell my wife! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[the_drip]

Re: The Oscars

Salma Hayek is a nice piece of ass.

Scarlett Johannson is very hot. Her lips...yeah they look like she knows what to do with them....

.....

[necrotechno]

Re: The Oscars

Chris Rock's intro bit before Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek came up was pretty funny — "Give it up for our next four presenters." :lol

(although to be fair, I've heard for years the joke about "And here they are: Dolly Parton!")

[necrotechno]

Re: The Oscars

Hey, how come nobody brought up Counting Crows?? Does that guy look more and more like a Dr. Seuss character or what?

[morbid]

Re: The Oscars

[ QUOTE ]
Salma Hayek is a nice piece of ass...

[/ QUOTE ]

From my mechanic point of view... Salma Hayek's front chassis [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img], and her rear end's [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]... Yeah, nice piece of ass.