Why is my cock so dry?

[ApeDosMil]

Because I built it a bridge [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[toejam]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] What if he loses his balance and falls? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ApeDosMil]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

Never, cocks never loose thier balance. [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

what if it flops to the right, or droops to the left? You might think you have control of your cock, but really, it has a mind of it's own.

[Cleveland Metal]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

Floppy cock syndrome... Hmm, that would suck...

[OnlineStageGear]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

See, I told you my cock could span across a 5 ft. creek.

Matt

[ApeDosMil]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

cocks can do a lot of stuff if you train it right.

[guitarsjb]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

When you have the right woman in charge...

[ApeDosMil]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

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When you have the right woman in charge...

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[necrotechno]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

"I hear that roosters do it with a doodle and cock."

[dinkyjacksonman]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

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[Number Of The Priest]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

Those topic TOTALLY didn't end up the way I imagined it. I thought it was going to be a discussion about masturbatory peeling skin, dickcheese, and whatnot. Oh man. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Sorry! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[guitarsjb]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

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When you have the right woman in charge...

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Sorry I meant to follow that up with "it WON'T be"...

[Carbuff]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

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What if he loses his balance and falls? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Then his cock gets wet. Thats usually a good thing. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[LRGman]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

He is just try to not be henpecked-either that or they all just found out about the others [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]