Why is my cock so dry?

[toejam]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

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"I hear that roosters do it with a doodle and cock."

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What's the difference between a rooster and a whore?

A rooster says cock a doodle doo. A whore says any cock'll do. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

Hey Mike, I like your cock. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Bert]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

anyone who appreciates this thread should get a kick out of this http://youserv.net/secret/04.mp3 (I sure as hell did!)

[Deneb]

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I bet that cock would be tasty fried!

[ApeDosMil]

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Hey Mike, I like your cock. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Thanks, I'd like your cock too if ya had one [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

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Wow. You couldn't even cut the phallic and nearly homosexual tension in here with a chainsaw. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Reminds me of the movie "Top Gun". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[necrotechno]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

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What's the difference between a rooster and a whore?

A rooster says cock a doodle doo. A whore says any cock'll do. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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I've also heard that one as:

What's the difference between a rooster and a fag?

A rooster says cock a doodle doo. A fag says any dude'll do! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

why did the pervert cross the road......

because he was stuck to the chicken.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, crosses back, then rolls around on the ground?









A dirty double-crosser! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

How do you keep a chihuahau from humpin' your leg..





pick him up on suck his cock... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

that is so stupid ..its funny.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[charvelguy]

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See, I told you my cock could span across a 5 ft. creek.

Matt

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That makes me think of Justins Tag. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

When I see post titles like this, it is sheer morbid curiousity that gets me to peek inside.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

i thought mike ran out of ASTRO-GLIDE when i read the title.

how do you stop a redneck from getting a blow job?
kick his sister in the head.

[atilla]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

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How do you keep a chihuahau from humpin' your leg..





pick him up on suck his cock... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

that is so stupid ..its funny.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Jesus, Horns...I don't know why, but that made me laugh myself into a bad case of the hiccups. Good thing there's barely anybody at work...my co-workers would think I've gone nuts (again).

[VulfgangPfuck]

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those hens must actually be nuts to follow that cock! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[Badseed]

Re: Why is my cock so dry?

If your cock is big enough, of course the CHICKS will follow!