Paging Dr. Tommy

[Jack The Riffer]

I threw my back out, my Dr prescribed the muscle relaxer Flexoril. How many beers do I need to drink for each flexoril I take?

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

increase flexoril dosage by 6 times the amount on the front of the bottle, and 6 x 4 = 24, so drink 24 beers to accompany the flex's.
this doctor stuff ain't hard, it's simple mathematics.
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

how did you throw your back out ? was it a birthday backflip blowjob or something?

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

Naw, I did it lifting some shit at work.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

i thought you were in charge of the internet usage there. there will be no lifting of anything for the mighty riffer.

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

I'm the network engineer. Had to move some stuff around. But from now on somebody will do all my lifting for me. The most I'll lift is 12oz.

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

I took 2 Flexoril and I'm on my 8th beer. Dr. Tommy you are truly an asset to the medical profession!!

[Drsracing]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

flex's are nice, I take usually 4 at a time. My Dr. prescides me the Big Vic's too for my back which I also take 4 at a time when I need them

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

your addition ratio is wrong, 4 more flexoril this hour, and the next, and 16 more beers by 9:30 p.m. est

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

are you alive riff? hope you're o.k. dude.

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

I'm ok, except for these cuts on my head that I have no idea where they came from. The prescription must have worked!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Paging Dr. Tommy

cuts are expected and involved in anything i prescribe