The worst band

[L]

Re: The worst band

shit, now I gotta buy a bass and an assload of earplugs. the only thing I can play on bass is the opening to Fugazi's Waiting Room, so as long as we can stay in that key and the same tempo, we should be fine.

[atomic charvel guy]

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thus my lineup lance. you know you're my hero still don't ya? at least we'd stay together cuz we're all cool, and bring horrific music to the masses that would be compared to the black plague in the course of history.

[L]

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what we lack in musical talent we make up for in zany stage antics and lack of pants.

[atomic charvel guy]

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when you think about it, we're the greatest band ever assembled.

[Jim Shine]

Re: The worst band

Rob Zombie (no pro tools) Vocals
Jason Newstead Bass
Larry Lalonde leads

[donf]

Re: The worst band

Vocals - Bono
Guitar - The Edge
Bass - Adam Clayton
Drums - Larry Mullen

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[andyeclipse]

Re: The worst band

SLADE........SLADE......SLADE

I had the pleasure of seeing them open for Ozzy (after Crue left the tour) in San Francisco... SUCK SUCK SUCK. All I remember was a jackass prancing around the stage playing a fiddle dodging M80's.

[AlexL]

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Vocals - Bono
Guitar - The Edge
Bass - Adam Clayton
Drums - Larry Mullen

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Truer words were never spoken... errr... written.


- E.

[beaner]

Re: The worst band

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but you're all wrong. we all know that the worst band in the world is supertramp.

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You like Lindsey Buckingham and you're gonna bash Supertramp? Somethings not right there. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[charvelguy]

Re: The worst band

bloody well right on that one there eh?

[sully]

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lindsey's a great player! supertramp is a shitty, shitty band. BIG difference! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[jgcable]

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I have created the ultimate worst band ever. Think you can do worse? Bring it on.

Vocals - Bob Dylan
Backup singers - Yoko Ono, Linda McCartney
Drums - Ringo Starr
Lead Guitar - Kurt Cobain
Rhythm Guitar - Wes Borland
Keyboards - Tommy Lee
Bass - Chip Z’Nuff

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Tim, here is who I would replace in your stink band.
I would replace Ringo with the chick from the Red Stripes.
I would replace Kurt Cobaine with the guy who played the guitar solo in The Beastie Boys Fight for Your Right.
I would replace Chip with that chick bass player from The Battle for Ozzfest. You know the one... she made it to the finals and she couldn't play bass.
Oh yea... I would replace Yoko with Bizmarquise ("Girl... you got what I need... but you say I'm just a friend.. etc..."

[Tekky]

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[quote}I would replace Kurt Cobaine with the guy who played the guitar solo in The Beastie Boys Fight for Your Right.

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That would be Kerry King.

[jgcable]

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[quote}I would replace Kurt Cobaine with the guy who played the guitar solo in The Beastie Boys Fight for Your Right.

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That would be Kerry King.

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He must have been having a bad hair day. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I guess they were going for the horrible, out of tune, no chops type of solo. I will give Kerry one thing though.. he nailed what they were looking for.

[Endrik]

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It sounds just like all of his lead work, out of tune unsynchronized slop