The worst band

[pythagoras]

Re: The worst band

Vocals- Neil Young
Lead Guitar- Keith Partridge
Rythmn- Jerry Garcia
Drums -wind up monkey
Backing vocals- The Cowsills
Bass-Stuart Sutcliff

[Guest]

Re: The worst band

Vocals-David Hasselhoff
Guitar and chicken choke, off key backups- Neil Young
Bass- Fieldy
Paul Mazurkiewicz - drums

Backups- William Hung, the dogs down the block
Groupie, moral support, bad attitude & shotgun-Courtney Love
Drugs & Management-Jerry Garcia

[dinkyjacksonman]

Re: The worst band

If I were to choose a band that exists or used to be around, then I should say

LONDON.

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Man, I had 2 albums of these guys back in mid 80's when I was like 14-15 and thought it was cool after I saw the movie "Metal Years" couple days ago.
They suck big time!
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[sully]

Re: The worst band

toru, if you've got don't cry wolf in some kinda format, i'd like to grab a copy. i had that cassette when i was about 16 and loved it.

but you're all wrong. we all know that the worst band in the world is supertramp.

[hippietim]

Re: The worst band

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but you're all wrong. we all know that the worst band in the world is supertramp.

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Sorry Sully we all know that the worst actual band is Def Leppard.

[hippietim]

Re: The worst band

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hey Hippietim, Ringo dosn't suck, he was the first drummer who started using the modern stick grip, everyone before him used the traditional grip.

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I just verified the fact that Ringo sucks. I don't care if he was first guy to shove sticks up his nose.

[RR05xx]

Re: The worst band

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Vocals 1 - any black metal cookie monster vocalist
Vocals 2 - Sinhead O'Connor
Back. vocals - Destiny's Child
guitar 1 - kurt cobain
guitar 2 - kerry king
bass - any guy who has a very loud picking attack and old-school bass sound
drums - any grindcore drummer with sloppy double bass rhythm

This band would sound so afwul that I would buy their album [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Hey now, easy on Mr. King!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

[necrotechno]

Re: The worst band

Guitar: J. Mascis (Dinosaur Jr.)
Keys: Brett Tuggle
Bass: Krist Novaselic
Drums: Charlie Watts
Vox: Tom Waites & Nico

[dinkyjacksonman]

Re: The worst band

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toru, if you've got don't cry wolf in some kinda format, i'd like to grab a copy. i had that cassette when i was about 16 and loved it.


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I have the records but they are at my mother's house sitting in a box.
If I ever have a chance to get them, I will give them to you.

[sully]

Re: The worst band

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Vox: Tom Waites & Nico

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awww man! tom waits' voice is awesome.
i prefer his old, old stuff (pre swordfish trombones...with the exception of frank's wild years)

[SoloistShaun]

Re: The worst band

vocals-william chung
guitar-chris pontius
bass-Tolken (south park)
drums-Garth (waynes world)

[VitaminG]

Re: The worst band

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Singer - Al Yankovic.
Guitar - Michael J. Fox (Air Guitar [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )
Bass - Twiggy Ramirez
Drums - Cheap drum machine programed by a drunk engineer. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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aw man, Ralph Macchio SOOOO wails on Fox's ass!

[necrotechno]

Re: The worst band

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awww man! tom waits' voice is awesome.

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I keep hearing people say how great he is. People who I consider to be otherwise quite sane. But I've never made it through a hole song of his, 'cause I get the fingernails-on-chalkboard creep as soon as he opens his mouth. Give me some suggestions on tracks that might not induce this.

[sully]

Re: The worst band

he's DEFINITELY an acquired taste. DL a song called tom traubert's blues.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: The worst band

i got you beat hippie-
the all time worst band without a doubt would be-
vocals- atomic out of key guy
guitar- surfdork (lead and rythym)
guitar- atomic charvel guy (lead and rythtym)
bass- L- Lanceloooot
drums- chuckie bloodsplatter
no doubt, this lineup would make just about anyone barf up a lung.