I want a women

[charveljunkie]

Re: I want a women

you want a woman who fits you like a flesh tuxedo so you can sink her with your pink torpedo
Oh I understand now-Look up Russian women on the net [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[morbid]

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I want a women damnit

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"Yeah... that would be cool, Uuhuhu, uhuhuhu... You're gonna score Beavis, Uhuhu, uhuhu". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[necrotechno]

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"I want a woman that doesn't SUCK! Uhhhh... no, wait a minute... that's not what I meant..."

[Deneb]

Re: I want a women

20 year old box.

[morbid]

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"I want a woman that doesn't SUCK! Uhhhh... no, wait a minute... that's not what I meant..."

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"What did you said?... That sucks more than everything that ever suck before, Beavis" Butt-Head : [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[Drsracing]

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I was with with one yesterday that said I doin't talk enough [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[Drsracing]

Re: I want a women

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Go play your guitar...if your a good player the women will find their way to you.

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Unfortanly most chicks just don't get how cool playing Lay it Down Really Is

[hippietim]

Re: I want a women

Donny, I like you man. You're a good guy. But fuck dude, if you ever intend on hooking up with a woman whose best feature is not that she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence you are going to have to at least learn some basic grammar and spelling rules. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Yes and while your at it ...knock up a few ho's and then deny you be the baby daddy...then we can watch you on the Mo Po Sho... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh come on Donny can't you see the resemblence..."Lil' Poo" has your eyes... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[Drake S.]

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Hey donnie I see your in seattle how far is it for you to travel to salem oreogon? I know a 24 yr old out there that owes me some favors.

[Ace]

Re: I want a women

The secret to getting girls by playing guitar is this:

It's not what you play, it's HOW you play it. You can hold a girl hostage all afternoon as you tear through Rising Force note by note and she'll think you're an idiot, but if you can grab an acoustic at a mellow party and get half-way through Wish You Were Here with a smile on your face you'll have every girl there wanting to sit in your lap.

[Drsracing]

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Donny, I like you man. You're a good guy. But fuck dude, if you ever intend on hooking up with a woman whose best feature is not that she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence you are going to have to at least learn some basic grammar and spelling rules. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

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I'm just not that talkitive of a guy, So When I go to spell shit It just doesn't come to me.

It's also not that I have a problem getting chicks it's finding the one I want

[Endrik]

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The secret to getting girls by playing guitar is this:

It's not what you play, it's HOW you play it. You can hold a girl hostage all afternoon as you tear through Rising Force note by note and she'll think you're an idiot, but if you can grab an acoustic at a mellow party and get half-way through Wish You Were Here with a smile on your face you'll have every girl there wanting to sit in your lap.

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Last summer I played in a big festival and did a lot of shredding.
After the gig I was surrounded by chicks and some of them said "I just love how you play those solos" [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

But yes, most of the time females dig the acoustic sh1t more than 300 bpm wankfest [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Drsracing]

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The purpose of this post was I was Kinda buzzed at a bar and I was tired of talking to chicks I didn't like

[necrotechno]

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But fuck dude,

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Hey, could you please knock off the subliminals?? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]