I can't feel my legs...

[442w30]

Can I feel yours?

I'm out of bad pickup lines to use on my wife. I need some new ones that won't get me slapped immediately. Can anyone help?

[VitaminG]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

your pants are so shiny, I can see myself in them..... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[1trussell]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

Do you mind if I think about you when I masturbate tonight?

One way or another I'm going to have you tonight, so you might as well be there.

[RacerX]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

I'm saying you have a beautiful body....will you hold it against me?

[ApeDosMil]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

you already picked her up ? why do you need to do more? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[HeWhoIs]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

If beauty were starlight you could be seen through out the universe.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

This one might get you slapped:
I would crawl naked through a mile of broken glass(gently kiss her hand) just to masturbate on your shadow.

[Hyperfuzz]

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"Get your butt in the kitchen where it belongs and bake me a pie"

Women love that one. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

Actions speak louder than words. Just grab her ass and pull her close.

[Emthrax]

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Omigod... ya HAD to ask! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Here are some from Keith... lemme warn you... they're pretty bad. But good for a laugh! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

Do you want to go camping this weekend?
I'll pitch the tent!

I was shopping for sandpaper yesterday and I found your match.
200 grit SUPER FINE!


Do you have any Irish in you?
Want some? (Keith uses that one on me all the time) [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

I like your legs!
What time do they open?

They call me "Milk"
Because I do your body GOOD!

You have 250 bones in your body, want another?

Hey sugar, can I tickle your belly from the inside?

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

All those curves, and me with no brakes!

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven!

[442w30]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

This is great!
At least one of these will make the rotation starting tonight, If I wake up tomorrow, I'll let you know how it goes!

Keep em coming I might check back before the night gets started [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[charvelguy]

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Man, just make a nice dinner, when it comes to dessert, french silk pie and a handrub, footrub, backrub...I'm sure that will result in a 'little' sugar back at ya + some bonus points.

[Shawn Lutz]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

this is what worked for me when on my wife before she was my wife. First thing I said was,

"I'd like to lick every inch of your body"

I'm the real romantic type [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

lick finger

apply moistened finger to article of wife's clothing

say, "Now, let's get you out of those wet clothes...."

[Hyperfuzz]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

Oh, come on! Pick mine! Pick mine! [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[toejam]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet... wanna fuck?