I can't feel my legs...

[charveljunkie]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

1.I hate every bone in your body but mine
2.I wish I was you so I could make love to me
3.I wish there was two of me so I would be twice as GOOD!!!!
Good Luck [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[nor]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

You have such beautiful blond hair. Why do you dye the roots brown?

[zeegler]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

Are those space pants you're wearing? .. cuz your ass is outta this world.

[Tekky]

Re: I can\'t feel my legs...

Here in Chicago a DJ named Jonathon Brandmeier (some of you Californians may know him too) had a guy on his show, a Pakastani named Piranahman. I remember skits that they used to do with him just voicing pick-up lines. It was hilarious. One of my favorites was this:

My name is *****, remember it, you'll be screaming it later.