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Life is , learning how to die ...gracefully as possible ! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
crabs from my much older girlfreind at the time..and ringworm from a hillbilly girl with a wooden leg..
this was the highlights of my 17th year... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
So 17 was a pathetic age for me... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
I have a theory...the fact that I still like to ummm, well, spank the monkey (very regularly) keeps me young. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I don't know if there is any scientific evidence behind this. But I'm gonna keep going with it because even though I'm 36 people usually guess my age at between 24 and 29...so something is working, and that's the only thing I can really think of.
When I was 14 I thought about girls all day long, but I had no idea how to get one. When I was 17 I had no idea what to do with them once I got them. Now I have problems in that girls fall in love for me really easy(I'm not bragging, women just LOVE me.) Right now at 26 I can get all the girls I used to lust after when I was younger(though I don't want them anymore), and even older and cooler girls like me. With time you learn how women want to be treated and how to be a man. At 26 I can make a girl like me faster with a smile and some friendly intelligent talk than I could at 17 with bouquets of stolen roses and cheesy poems. Not that roses and poems don't have their place, but you know how to use them.
The secret to dealing with women is to be self-confident. And that comes from being a man of substance. I know who I am and where I come from. I walk into a room and I demand respect. Not because I am a brute, but I am an alpha male. And women sense that. The whole tough and confident, yet gentle and polite thing works well for me. But you can't fake it. You have to be a good person in your heart.
"The secret to dealing with women is to be self-confident. And that comes from being a man of substance. I know who I am and where I come from. I walk into a room and I demand respect. Not because I am a brute, but I am an alpha male. "And women sense that. The whole tough and confident, yet gentle and polite thing works well for me. But you can't fake it. You have to be a good person in your heart."
Best advice ever given here about being a success with the ladies.....THIS is so true!!! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
Confidence...is very attractive.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
First, yes, Ace and Bill are right.
There is no bigger turn-off than a wimpy guy that is uncomfortable with himself. Women sense that RIGHT AWAY. Men who can look a lady in the eye and make conversation (and listen) are much more interesting. People who just like to talk for the sake of hearing themselves talk are neither interesting or confident, however.
I know people are shy and have their hang-ups... but you can get over it.
Anyway... there is some truth to what you're saying Shadravan. People who lead a healthy sexual lifestyle are healthier and live longer. I suppose that could apply to...um... taking care of yourself as well. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
yeah, you both are very attractive... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I'm 21 and I know shit about what's up in womens minds.
I just mentioned that the girls, that I used to kind of ignore seem to like me the best.
possibilities always come around when I don't want to have anything to do with them. and I get most compliments about my outward appearance, when I'm in kinda hang-over mood.
"you look good today!", that's what I hear ONLY when I'm really fucked up, after driving the big white bus all nite long for example... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
women & me? seems to be quite uneasy.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
who brought up this relationship-thing into that thread btw?
and where are all these teens that used to be around here a lot lately?
it's interessting to see that most 40s wanna be 30, the 30s wanna be 20 and even a 19 wants to be 14 again... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
even babies start crying right after birth?! [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
seems to be normal to not see the benefits of ones age till it's over.
weird that we do that fault with every year that passes by... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
pull up in a convertible SL500 with the tunes crankin' , get out of the car and walk tall, even with a minor strut, and you'll meet somebody. you can meet girls where i live just by skateboarding to the store for cigarettes. they're everywhere. you get a twitch in your neck from looking at them all the time. wait!! there's goes another, look!!
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And you never shall, my friend. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Oh, you can have mega confidence and be able to draw the women with your wit and charm, but you will never, I repeat, never crack their code. I'll just wait to meet my maker and let Him reveal all. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!
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And you never shall, my friend. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Oh, you can have mega confidence and be able to draw the women with your wit and charm, but you will never, I repeat, never crack their code. I'll just wait to meet my maker and let Him reveal all. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Don't you mean Her? Let Her reveal all? [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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