Win a FREE Scorpions DVD

[hippietim]

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Dude, I grew up in VA and live in NC - you think I'm gonna side with the North? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Budman68]

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Dude, I grew up in VA and live in NC

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<font color="aqua">by the way Tim, I think Crankdaddy meant sex with another human being bro..... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] j/k! </font>

[VanOsbourne]

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I don't need the DVD but...

While I was playing in a club circa 1991 I got my knob polished by two chicks in the girls bathroom while playing Mr. Crowley. Thank god for my wireless.

[Reverend Timmy]

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Drive thru at Wendy's....

[Evol]

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In a convenience store cooler,you know the kind with all the sodas and such.Well I was staying at a friends house really late when she got a call about 2am from her friend who I had been after for a few months.She invites us down saying she's bored and was being very frisky on the phone.So we hop in the car and drive about 25 miles to the next town where she's working and she proceeds so direct me to the cooler.

The strange thing about it is that from the outside you really cannot see in,but from inside you can see the whole store no problem.

So when all the customers leave she comes in and things get ,uhm hot [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ...and we're going at it when all of a sudden I hear "ding" from the door as a couple of people come in the store.Mind you it was really an exposed feeling ,like you are completely out in the open,but it seemed to turn her on even more and she told me not to stop,so I didn't....

Well lo and behold here comes the guy straight for the cooler,and not just anywhere,no,he has to come to the exact door we're behind where the diet cokes are,and flings open the door to grab it,and we're like a foot away going at it,so I say "I'll be right with you"...and he replies "ok".

As soon as we're done she throws her pants on and runs to the counter,the look on the guys face was priceless,he keeps turning around looking at the cooler then looking at her as if he's not sure he heard something wrong or if this girl really has a serious hormone problem. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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In the same day... A hill adjacent to Amtrak/Metra/CTA rail tracks above a baseball field across the street from a church. After a police officer interrupted us, we then went to a conference room in my old office.

[Crankdaddy]

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Holy crap, these are hilarious. All of them are killer, but right now, I gotta believe the leaders in the clubhouse are Manassas battleground and the convenience store cooler. There's just something so...wrong about both of those.

By the way, my weirdest spot: A cul-de-sac.

(And please, let's keep the sac jokes to a dull roar.)

[Shotgun]

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Manassass battleground

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Insert "lead balls" crack here. Or even "lead shot."

[siggy14]

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I was one kinda dating this girl (sex type thing) and we were at this little run down bar on long island. We were playing air hockey and we started making little sexuall comments and the people playing pool next to us where having fun listening and making comments. So finally we were like we should just throw down and have sex on the air hockey table, and the people next to us were like go ahead, so that night we had sex in front of about 30 people with air blowing up our asses. It was fun, the first and only time i did it in front of people.

[jgcable]

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Dude, I grew up in VA and live in NC - you think I'm gonna side with the North? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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oops..... hoooooozaaaaaaaaa!!

[mhalsey]

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Scorpions concert... general admission... up against the barricade. My friends and I always made sure we got to the shows early so we could be down front (man, I miss the 80's [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] ) So we're there doin the usual (rockin hard, drinkin/smokin whatever gets passed to us) and this chick wedges herself between me and the barricade. She's wearin the usual garb, i.e., thin shirt with spaghetti straps, short leather skirt, thigh highs, etc., and starts grindin' on Lil' Jake and the twins. Ya know the rest... up goes the skirt, down go the pants. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Funny part is halfway through it, she spins around to do a leg wrap with her back against the barricade and has her head laid back against the shoulder of one of the security guys. Didn't faze him one bit. He never turned around. Just looked over his shoulder, rubbed her head for good luck and then turned back around. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

That's as clean as I can make it. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Good times and a memory that will stay with me forever.

[shreddermon]

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Depends on your definition of "sex". Assuming we're not talking full penetration intercourse in all instances...

- A girlfriend's grandparent's living room, while said grandparents were in the kitchen next door.
- A girlfriend's back yard swing, while her grandfather came out to check on us at periodic intervals.
- Under a blanket in the back seat of a station wagon at the drive-in, with the girlfriend's aunt watching the movie in the front seat. (Good thing she wasn't a screamer. ...The girlfriend, I mean! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img])
- In a good friend's bedroom, while he and his family played video games in their living room next door.
- In an SUV, parked behind a business.
- A park. In the open, but off near the treeline.

The one time I can remember saying no: a sort-of girlfriend tried to give me a hummer while she was baby sitting. The kids were bathing in the bathtub next door, looking at us. [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img] That creeped me out. Not in front of the kids, not even other people's kids. ...She was a little skanky, anyway. A sexy skank, though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[sully]

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this is way funny. i think that mhalsey should win since his was at a scorps concert.

oh, and while i like my hospital story best, also did it in the front seat of my car while parked in a church parking lot.

[mhalsey]

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this is way funny. i think that mhalsey should win since his was at a scorps concert.

oh, and while i like my hospital story best, also did it in the front seat of my car while parked in a church parking lot.

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Oh man! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] The Scorpions thing never clicked. That's spooky. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Although, I've got a feeling that if Bill posts here we're all in for a world of hurt. The exploits of he and his pud will put us all to shame.[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Shotgun]

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I did a guy's girlfriend one time while he watched. Afterwards, they asked me what I thought about the whole (hole?) thing, sort of an After Action Review for you military types.

I remember my response very well (and it was not in STAR format). I said, "Well, I enjoyed boinking you (pointing to her) very much – but I didn’t care for you (pointing to him) being there.”

I wasn't invited back.