I've eaten so many gobstoppers that I threw up...

[toejam]

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No, I've never actually done it, but I heard about someone who has. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I've thought about it, though! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[sevser]

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ROTGLMAO! I'm crying!

[sevser]

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When I was 12 my buddy and I tried chewing tobacco (Beechnut) for the first and only time…

In between chews we were scarfing down Jujubes!

I ended up running into a restaurant...My plan was to puke in the bathroom but I only made it to the lobby...

[IrfaanSE801]

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Drank so much one night I threw up right on the table of the bar. I thought I hid it and puked underneith the table and continued to act like nothing happened (I'm goddamn smiling at all these cute girls unknowing I got my puke in front of me like an asshole), but guess I was wrong. Friend's carried me out to another bar. On the way there I guess I fell into a thorn bush of some sort cause when I woke up and looked in the mirror is looks like I had a fight with that damn bush! My friend took me to the other bar and pulled a tree branch (not a twig, a freakin branch) out of my hair! We were laughin the whole way home till I woke up the next mornin. Looked like I was in a cat-fight with a few women (that damned bush!)

[RacerX]

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You guys check your stool, huh? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[SeventhSon]

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No, I've never actually done it, but I heard about someone who has. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I've thought about it, though! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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You ever hear of a teabag? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[LRGman]

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Drank so much one night I threw up right on the table of the bar. I thought I hid it and puked underneth the table and continued to act like nothing happened (I'm goddamn smiling at all these cute girls unknowing I got my puke in front of me like an asshole), but guess I was wrong. Friend's carried me out to another bar. On the way there I guess I fell into a thorn bush of some sort cause when I woke up and looked in the mirror is looks like I had a fight with that damn bush! My friend took me to the other bar and pulled a tree branch (not a twig, a freakin branch) out of my hair! We were laughin the whole way home till I woke up the next mornin. Looked like I was in a cat-fight with a few women (that damned bush!)

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Hey I did that too. Tequila shots just make your puke even when you are not totally blasted. I puked under that table cause we were in a booth in a jam paked bar. I pretended nothing happend a blew chunks under the table never moved. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Speaking of puking I puked from being too drunk once right as the mushrooms hit. The spins on that shit suck bad.

roger 10-4 over and out [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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I went to see Quiet Riot one time around '94 or '95 with three friends. I got drunk at a local bar before going to the club, drank more at the club. About three or four songs into their set, I was up front, sat down on the left side of the stage in front of the bass player's monitor, had to lean on it with my elbow to keep my head up. One of my friends came by and said he had to leave because he was so drunk he couldn't see... neither could I! LOL So we grab our other friend and the kid who drove (he was pissed we made him leave). I get in the back seat, put my head between my legs and puked! The next day I forgot and was laughing because I remembered my two other friends puking later and saying it was funny that I didn't. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] A few hours later I get a call asking if I remember puking, I said no. Well, apparently the car was the kid's dad's and he noticed the puke on the floor and was pissed he had to clean it!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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Oh yeah, speaking of tequila, I won't touch that stuff any more! The first time I had it was in the early '90s on St. Patrick's Day in a local bar. A guy across the bar knew my friend's older brother, so he bought him a drink. The bartender asks what he wants, says he'll have whatever the guy who bought it for him is drinking. She came over with a bottle of Cuervo, my friend asks what the hell that is. I say it's Tequila. He says, oh, I forgot he drank that crap, when he's not looking, you drink it. I've never had it before, so I say okay. I took the shot, didn't throw up, but I think I turned green, and I had the nasty aftertaste for a couple days later!
The next time I had a shot of tequila was also at another local bar. Went to the bar, went to another club to check out a band, came back to the bar later, a friend of a friend's girlfriend buys me a shot of tequila... I'm wasted already, the girl wants to know if I'm going to puke or not since I'm pretty gone by this point. LOL I say no, take the shot while standing in the corner of this bar, it hits my stomach, it comes right up and onto the floor in front of me. Myself and everyone else laughed pretty hard. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I won't touch that crap straight to this day... only if it's in a margerita.

[IrfaanSE801]

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Worse(or best) thing I've ever taken was some homemade moonshine. I was already wasted (4th of July party, dosen't happen every weekend, let's get it straight) and my friend brings the bottle around and tells everyone to smell it. They all go "shit" and step back, and I like a dumbass ask if I can taste it. Since i was buzzed like hell, I took the bottle, tipped it back, took at least 3 gulps before he took the bottle. I asked why he took it so soon and he said "Give it 10 min and you'll see". I was surprised, didn't feel it at first (the burn or the effects of it), but when I got up (or tried) to go to the bathroom, I got up and fell straight into a support pole in the middle of his living room. I didn't even have to take a step, just fell forward, lol. Everyone's laughin their ass off, especially when my friend came runnin in the house cause he heard a loung "ding" in his livingroom from my head cracking with the pole. Ah..good times.

[zeegler]

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LOL, better than the upper decker, and definitely worse smelling, is the hidden steak trick. Me and a buddy did it at a party in high school once. We just went in the refrigerator and grabbed whatever big piece of meat we could find, and put it up on the top of the kitchen cabinets where nobody looks. Imagine the stink and the flies in a few days. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[IrfaanSE801]

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Dude, you guys are f'd up, lol. Gonna try some of these now

[RacerX]

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Toejam and zeegler: 2 dudes to cross off your invite list

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[toejam]

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Toejam and zeegler: 2 dudes to cross off your invite list

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Hahahaha!!! Come on, you know we'd be the life of the party. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[the_drip]

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the blue an d green flavored Hawaiian PUnch drinks will turn yoru poop the respective color. Nice and bright to, its awesome.

hell yeah I check my stool. I admire it.

Sometimes, pictures are taken and giant monoliths are erected where millions of my acolytes come to worship my stool.