funny movie quotes

[Badseed]

Need a favor guys(or gals). [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]

Im sending my girlfriend flowers tommorow to cheer her up and i need a funny one liner from a movie to use in the card.

i am drawing a blank for some reason and could use some help.Keep it clean, shes getting them at work.Thanks!

[Shawn Lutz]

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"ever see a grown man naked?" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Badseed]

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YOu ever been to a polish prison camp, johnny?

[Fragle]

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[doctor evil,] you look very toit tonight

[atomic charvel guy]

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your too smart to buy into the word love aren't you davey boy? it's a fictional term made up by people centuries ago to keep'em from jumpin' outta windows-lol
good luck dude, i know you'll melt her butter with something, just don't listen to me,'ol silver tongue-lol

[StukaJU87]

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How'd you like to mow my lawn, huh?

[Badseed]

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surely you jest tommy boy?! I know your chock full of movie on liners, give them up.

[xsentrick]

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"these go up to eleven"

"I'd piss on a spark plug, if I thought it'd do any good!"

[atomic charvel guy]

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here's one of mine-
"for you on this day of the most beautiful shade of rainbow dick you've ever left me with"
sorry, lost my head, how about-
"these flowers are not nearly as beautiful as you are, they a very distant 2nd to the radiance that you exhibit with such eloquence"

[atomic charvel guy]

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i better get back to world domination plans, i can't help you out right now davey, you know what to say. gotta go.

[StukaJU87]

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[ QUOTE ]
"these flowers are not nearly as beautiful as you are, they a very distant 2nd to the radiance that you exhibit with such eloquence"

[/ QUOTE ] If my girl ever got something from me like that she'd think I was hitting the bottle a bit too hard. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Badseed]

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www.moviequotes.com

Im lookin!

[surfdork]

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"How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich...served in a dirty ashtray?"

[1trussell]

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"I desperately want to make love to a school boy."

"That's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I wanna suck them. Mama, mama."

[atomic charvel guy]

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go with the rainbow dick one davey.