My wife...Episode II....

[pott]

Re: My wife...Episode II....

Why did the word 'love' never come to my mind when I read this...?
I am 18 and clueless though... But still. It was pretty darn funny [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Ozz666]

Re: My wife...Episode II....

That is some of the funniest shit I've read....I busted out laughing at work after reading a quarter of it.... LOL

[Tekky]

Re: My wife...Episode II....

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Why did the word 'love' never come to my mind when I read this...?
I am 18 and clueless though... But still. It was pretty darn funny [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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He and his son love steak. That's about the only love-like emotion I got from reading it.

[kruneh]

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Make sure she don´t get your password for JCF Lou

I have to search for episode I now [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[pott]

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Ohhh I missed on the steak part. I think I had too much tears in my eyes from the rest to read this [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Though this part with the son is nice. I love steak too. And your son is cool sir.

[Tekky]

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Cool. I just personally didn't find it to be very funny.

[thetroy]

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Whoa that was actually true?

[tonemonster]

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You know, this reminds me a bit of my cousin. She is golden, a terrific person, true heart of gold, but she is dumber than a stump. I honestly dont know how she gets to work everyday or to the grocery store. I love my cousin dearly, like I said, she is a gem. She would do anything to help a person out, she is funny, a great personality, but she just cant get past 2 + 2 = 4 thats about it. But she does things like the cooking with the plastic still on the pan and stuff like that. This stuff just cracks me up. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] its just too funny. I hope you keep us up to date on this Lou. Thanks for sharing the laughs!!!!

[horns666]

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my wife is awesome...she is..

just when I think the grass is a tad greener elsewhere...I quickly discover that it is NOT!

she doesn't give me one once of bullshit...I can go wherever ..whenever...I can buy ANYTHING I want without her raising an eyebrow..

and she doesn't question my authoritah...never!

and she is always supportive of my music and skill.

the only thing I am not aloud to do ....is get laid by some strange...other than that...its all good.

My wife is Sicilian / Romanian..very petite and very VERY beautiful , she don't smoke or drink and don't mind all my THC abuse , she works her ass off and is a great mom...and she can cook her ass off!

I'm a lucky motherfucker....literally!

My only complaint is her voice...she's 4' 10" and weighs not even 90lbs...so she has this very high pitched...almost child-like voice...and sometimes that voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ROCKPRO]

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Get that stand up comedy routine up there and get some money for a real chef!

[Razor]

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Now it's time to do an Episode 1 search. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Re: My wife...Episode II....

Do you qualify for a tax break due to her intellect disability? When I read that her friend pukes while trying to help, I almost pooped myself ............

[Rocker8090]

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Now that's the funniest shit I have heard in a long time!!!

[LouSiffer]

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In all seriousness, I truly do love my wife. She is a beautiful blonde-haired blue-eyed girl......she has put on some weight compared to when we first met, but, I wouldn't trade her for the world.

Yes, these stories are true. This is what I deal with everyday. Its kinda like " Married With Children " mixed with " American Pie " mixed with my life. I really do not get to see all the other goofy stuff she does through the week because our work hours are conflicting. She won't tell me the stuff she does either....she has this crazy ass idea I would post it on an internet forum for others to read. I dunno.-Lou

[horns666]

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I liked it...I know where you're coming from man...

I know ya love her to death , and she knows it too..that's why she don't mind...and that is what makes her awesome like my woman...

unlike many ...it seems Lou , that our girls have a sense of humor...its a joke...a "Loving" joke...yes its based on truth...but that's what makes it funny...and that's what makes it "genuine"...its what other men wish they could say or even whisper...but their broads would never let them...You and dickheads like me...are their escape...they can safely laugh vicariously through you..and not get in trouble..

and what better way to lighten up on a pet peeve ..to make a joke of it...if there wasn't some weird quirk that annoyed you...then there would be no joke...a joke that you and your wife can share with others..and laugh at..

I know this all too well...

My wife thinks I'm the funniest dude alive....and she's probably right. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]