Funniest thing I've heard in a long time ..

[~K~]

I just got this in email, I laughed my ass off when I heard it ..

An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a
meeting and Called his boss to tell him he was running late.
As he was leaving the voice Mail message, he witnessed an
accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident.
This is the actual voice mail message. It was forwarded so many
times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server.

Click on the following:
http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3

[Badseed]

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They played that on the radio here in denver months ago, that was some funny chit man.

[Tetsuo]

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OMG that was funny my whole office is rolling

[Tom B]

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way too funny. 'and she's beating him with a bible' lol

[Tetsuo]

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The Pepper spray started things off well This is almost too good to be true I better check snopes

[Tetsuo]

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http://www.snopes.com/autos/mishaps/beating.asp

[Emthrax]

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Omihell... if I didn't know better I could SWEAR that is my DAD!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] He gets all excited and talks & laughs just like that!

This is SO freakin' FUNNY! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I seriously needed that laugh today, hoooo-boy. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Flametop]

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Yeah right.....and Wendys serves fingers in their chili.... [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

[Newc]

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Hmmm. I thought I heard a car horn in the background, but the part about the hardbound NIV Bible is odd - For one, I've never seen one unless it was in a Church and pretty much permanently mounted to the podium, and for another, a hardbound Bible would have considerable weight that a "little old lady" would have trouble raising over her head.

Funny, though [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Tetsuo]

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Honestly NEWC how could he tell it was an NIV from that distance seems strange he would call the translation out in teh description to me

[Emthrax]

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Well, I certainly have no idea what an NIV Bible is (nor do I care) but perhaps this dude was making a comparison... he thought it was so hilarious that she pulled some big ol' book out and was beating the guy with it, that he described it as such to make a point?

Ah HELL. Who cares? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] This is too funny!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Grandturk]

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Hmmm. I thought I heard a car horn in the background, but the part about the hardbound NIV Bible is odd - For one, I've never seen one unless it was in a Church and pretty much permanently mounted to the podium, and for another, a hardbound Bible would have considerable weight that a "little old lady" would have trouble raising over her head.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ever check the bibles in hotel rooms? The Gideons usually leave little hard cover bibles in the drawers.

[noodlesatf]

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Dude, I'm CRYING I'm laughing so hard!

[Flametop]

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Just reminds me too much of that Roy Mercer crap.... [img]/images/graemlins/sleep.gif[/img]

[Newc]

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GT - "Little", yes, but this guy described it as "a big ol'..".