New Pope Elected

[Emthrax]

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So why is it OK to bash the worldwide leader of Catholics and the religion itself here? If some of the comments in this thread were being made about jews, blacks, muslims, or even your freakin' Aunt Josephine with the gimpy leg, an awful lot of people would come out of the woodwork to slam 'ya for it. But why not this subject? What gives? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]



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I think that folks are taking this lightly BECAUSE it is a religious subject. Many of us here are not Christians and don't post happenings within our own religions or beliefs or whatever because no one would give a shit. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[shreddermon]

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Sorry, Em, not a good answer, IMHO. That sounds an awful lot like "I can mock them because I'm not one of 'em and, therefore, don't give a shit."

I can take a good joke as well as most anyone. Even about myself or my religion. But some of this thread... [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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I can mock them, because I WAS one of them. I saw through the catholicism BS when I was like 7, though. [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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"The Pope" is the closest man to God...of ALL the Catholics..

He gets so close to God sometimes that .. therefore becomes Godly..especially if he was bitten by God...then during a full moon he becomes a God too..just a little shorter...and older....and ...sillier..

Then he can do all the things God can do...

The POPE's busy schecdule..

6:00 AM.Get up ...take a dump...watch Cartoon Network
7:00 AM... take a dump....eat breakfast
8:00 AM..take a dump
9:00 AM...change his depends...then take another dump
10:00 AM...take a nap
11:00 AM...stand by the front window and wave while taking another dump..
NOON...lunchtime...usually a philly beef and cheese Hot Pocket..
1:00 PM...meet with a world leader and beat him playing PS2..
2:00 PM TO 5:00 PM..PS2 TIME!!!!
6:00 PM Supper time..Stouffers French Bread Pizza..
7:00 PM ..SPONGE BATH!!!!!!!!
8:00 PM ..drink a 40 OZ of Colt 45
9:00 PM...Night Night time !!
9:15 PM ...race to the bathroom..for one last dump!

Big day tomorrow...Prez. Bush is coming for a Re-Match at Grand Turismo 3!!!!!

[Shawn Lutz]

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Shreddermon, I apologize if I was the one who offended you with my post. I believe in God and pray everyday. I respect Catholics although I don't understand all of their rituals, religion is a good thing.

I also have a weird sense of humor and poke fun at myself, everyone and everything, the Pope included. I'm a closet stand-up comedian [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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I don't believe in God and if I did...I wouldn't like him..

BUT , I'm one SILLY motherfucker....

just the way.. "God" made me... [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

if "your" God could forgive me ShreddermOn...why not you....why not you... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[buzzsaww]

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Ah Bill... good words there [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[shreddermon]

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That's fine, Toe. I respect your choice. All I'm suggesting is that others do the same in return. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

It's not that people are joking at all. It's that some posts here clearly are humor based in contempt, disdain, and perhaps even hatred.

And, gee, it's only on of the world's main and largest religions, anyway. It's not like we're talking about some tiny fringe nutball religious sect, with 10 guys, a compound, lots of "koolaid", and a belief that aliens are coming to take us away in the mothership. Or some @ss on a streetcorner who's "true" religious belief is really just a lame attempt to shock others and draw attention to himself. [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]

Whatever. I'm done. [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Sorry, Em, not a good answer, IMHO. That sounds an awful lot like "I can mock them because I'm not one of 'em and, therefore, don't give a shit."

I can take a good joke as well as most anyone. Even about myself or my religion. But some of this thread... [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

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Wow. That's sure an interesting twist.

[horns666]

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of course Buzz..

I'M AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you God...Thank you Jesus and baby Jesus and his Momma...thank you for making me who I am... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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I think the Pope rocks. He's got just about the coolest gig on the planet. One billion people revere him as the closest thing to Deity on this planet. Talk about an ego boost.

As Bill mentioned, he also gets to hang with world leaders and has a gaggle of nuns, around the world, ready to jump off a cliff at his command - awesome. Pope's rock.

[shreddermon]

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Shawn, that's a class act of you. But no apology necessary. It seemed reasonably clear to me that your post was MEANT to be humorous. And, yes, I even laughed at it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Yes Jimmy , the Pope has a lot of Groupies..

more than Elvis and The Beatles combined..

even more than Fred Durst... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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"I did it all for the nunny" lol

[Tetsuo]

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I am not here to bash the Pope but I do not like the Pope.... He is not my friend