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  • It's good to be a paisano

    Italian sausage, anyone?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7588582/

    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

    WHAT?!?!? They measured FLACCID penile lengths? USELESS. Flaccid lengths vary no matter what ethnicity you are and are affected by external conditions (cold showers, anyone? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ). ERECT length varies depending on ethnicity and heredity.

    What a useless study. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ESPECIALLY this: "A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93." Nasty measuring the 93 year old dudes. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    • #3
      Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

      Hmmm. Wondering how NOTP "knows" that flaccid length is not an accurate measurement. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

      You been conducting your own personal study, eh? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      • #4
        Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

        It's not an accurate measurement. I'm a biologist. Believe you me. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        Just look at yourself. After some time in a hot tub, you look your biggest flaccid. Take a skinnydip in a cold lake at night and you can shrivel up to impossibly small sizes. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] It's just physiology in action.

        Contrast this to erect lengths. That's determined by how much erectile tissue you have in your penis, which is determined by heredity and ethnicity. Ever wonder why there are no Asian males in high quality porn, and even sometimes the ugliest black males get cast? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

          Bah, this study is disproven by pretty much ever Asian porn flick ever filmed.
          Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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          • #6
            Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

            [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

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            • #7
              Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

              "Yeah, it's only 3 inches long...... but it's built just like a Campbell Soup Can!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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              • #8
                Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

                I had this girlfriend that enjoyed talking to me about her past boyfriends performance in the sack. I never understood it, but I sometimes would pay attention. I remember one guy she said she dated briefly had a dick she described as looking like "a small pink button on a fur coat". But she said when he got hard it was like 7 inches long. For some reason I found that rather amazing, yet extremely disturbing.

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                • #9
                  Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

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                  [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

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                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                  Dave ->

                  "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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                  • #10
                    Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

                    Join us in the chatroom sometimes folks, as every time I've logged in there, there's usually salicious and very interesting talk going on (not always about penis, mind you). [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                    • #11
                      Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

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                      For some reason I found that rather amazing, yet extremely disturbing.

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                      Kind of like how we're all talking about penis size right now

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                      • #12
                        Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

                        notp is correct, flaccid measurement means nothing at all.
                        1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                        • #13
                          Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

                          Keep in mind this study was done by chinese scientist on chinese men. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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                          • #14
                            Re: It\'s good to be a paisano

                            My PP looks like a beer can..well maybe a tallboy.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            and yes I'm Pure Piasano..the "bruthas" got NOTHIN" on me [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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