I just bought a shiny ring...

[HuntinDoug]

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Marital happiness come thru learning a few "key" phrases.
Repeat after me:

"Yes Dear"....
"Yes, I was wrong"....
"You're absolutly right Dear"....
"No, sex isn't that important"....
"Yes, I can wait til next week"....
"Yes..of course Dear. Everyone knows a Home Interiors party is WAY more important than the SuperBowl"...
"No really, the guy's will understand"....
"Why...your Mother is welcome here anytime, You know that"....
"Yes, I have learned my lesson"...

[Mrs Tekky]

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Marital happiness come thru learning a few "key" phrases.
Repeat after me:

"Yes Dear"....
"Yes, I was wrong"....
"You're absolutly right Dear"....
"No, sex isn't that important"....
"Yes, I can wait til next week"....
"Yes..of course Dear. Everyone knows a Home Interiors party is WAY more important than the SuperBowl"...
"No really, the guy's will understand"....
"Why...your Mother is welcome here anytime, You know that"....
"Yes, I have learned my lesson"...

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There are some statements there that if I hear them from my dear man, he's liable to get whacked upside the head like: No, sex isn't that important - it damn well is too! And Home Interior party more important than the Superbowl??? HELL NO! Some of that is just sooo wrong.

[Tekky]

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"Yes Dear"....

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I use that one a lot. But one has to use it right. You must train your voice to sound like you were just beaten within an inch of your life with a newspaper. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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The day Keith calls me "Dear" is the day he gets his ass checked into a mental institution. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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love is a fictional term people came up with centuries ago to keep 'em from jumping out of windows. seriously, take as much time as possible to be absolutely sure, i know my wife would probably do cartwheels if i died in a fiery car crash.
so really think things through. good luck.

[Flametop]

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[img]/images/graemlins/stupid.gif[/img] mine too...

[jgcable]

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Remember... as soon as you say I do.. she will say I don't anymore. JK... Congratz. Do it as romantic as possible. Chicks love that stuff.

[Cleveland Metal]

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Been with my (probably soon to be once again ex-)GF again, for 3 years! Not a day goes by that I don't replay Forensic Files show in my head just wondering if... Well, umm, never mind...

Just remember your math class, here's a refresher:

[Emthrax]

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Awww John... that's too funny.

[xenophobe]

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Pop the ring RIGHT after giving her a massive orgasm. While she's still shaking, ask her something really stupid, confuse the fuck out of her, and then ask her to marry you.

Then all her family and friends will be asking her how it happened. lol. It'd be even funnier if they asked with you there too. Nice cute lie, and a little secret to lovingly share.

Who wants the stereo-typical go out for a big fancy dinner and make it blatantly obvious. Surprise her and be original and funny.

Anyways, I think it's a great idea. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Guest]

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Well bro, how old are you? And how old is she? College... going? Plans on going? Already been and graduated, degree, etc? Where are you guys at with your personal goals and dreams? Do you have a career? Does she?

Serious questions that will make a difference right now...

Pat

[Newc]

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I'd cast a vote for waiting for "the right one", but that entails lighting a fire in your heart only for her, which means you can't have any room in your heart for a "temp", because obviously you can't give anything to someone else when you are 100% devoted to "the one", even before you've met her.

However, I can assure you that path is more painful than anything Hell ever thought about.

I tell you to enjoy life. I wish I could.

[kmanick]

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You know there is a good reason why the first 4 notes of the death march and the Wedding march are the same 4 notes! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Just kidding, if she's the right one marriage is great, I've been married for 4 years today and my wife is just awesome.
Just make sure she is the right one! Like Chris Rock says "live is not short, life is Looooong"

[Thor Von Clemson]

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Jim Bruer said something like "Hearing someone got married is like hearing someone died....

"He was so young"
"He had his whole life ahead of him"
"...Oh man I just saw him yesterday".. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Anyways I am really excited! She is without a doubt the one for me. You guys bash marriage and everything well guess what.... I GET TO HAVE A BACHELOR party! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] Though I suppose for some of you members everyday is a bachelor party... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Seriously though thanks for all the comments and advice. I will keep everyone updated.

[atomic charvel guy]

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good luck, i hope she's the one. i really do, cuz if she's not, you'll end up at my joint and i'll be helping numb the sorrows. good luck to you both.