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  • #31
    Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

    Happy Birthday [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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    • #32
      Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

      Happy Birthday-

      Looking forward to another year of you sharing your sadistic twisted view of things.

      I will keep my eye out for deals on geritol and depends for you. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Actually not that funny I hit 40 next Jan [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

      Enjoy hope you have a cool B-day.

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      • #33
        Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

        HAPPY BIRTHDAY HORNS! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6M4lm9Ahz0

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        • #34
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          Holy Poopy...Man I'm BAKED!!!!!!

          I'm hittin it extra hard tonight...hell I smoked me my favorite "red" fuzzy bud..."Big Red" I called her...I saved here for a special occassion...she's half gone now..and she was a peice of ass...I always loved red heads..

          and now I'm eating some more food ...I got some meatballs and some sausage...and a big piece of Chicken Parmesian...I got everything..

          my wife gave me some...it was under five minutes but it was great!

          I got the metal on...and the Bong is spewing billows of aromatic awesomeness.. [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

          Fucking Life is GREAT ...right at this moment....right here ...right now..

          This is what "heaven" is...its these momnent you make right here man..hell is just a series of horrible moments during your life and heaven is this....a series of these perfect moments..where aggravation and pain don't exist..

          try and have as many "great" moments that you can have man...because that is your heaven..

          I do appreciate my family John...they are my heaven...they are my joy...they are my life..as a lot of you fuckers are.

          John , thanks for the awesome tools man , they will be the only tools I will ever own...so I will gaurd them with my life...I'm not even going to get them dirty...

          BTW LRGman , ...Oh boy...This year was very cool...but I had a hard time with turning 40 last year...it took me a year to get over it...be careful man [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

          Hey I still look pretty good...my younger brother looks a lot older than my ass...

          hey...my PP works like it did when I was 10....Just like when Jimmy Valmer of South Park pitches a tent during class...

          I was always called to the board in class when I had the most tremendous wood ever...the throbbing kind...like that cake that OUR GANG made on the Little Rascales...the one that goes..."weeeeeeeeee.....wowwwwwwwwwwwwww"...

          OK ...I'm rambling because I'm baked....man I got some old HEATHEN on ....man these dudes kicked ass!!!!

          Hey I like this new pope..he looks like that preacher dude from Poltrgeist 2...he got that "twinkle" in his eye man...that evil little thingamabob goin' on.

          Hey what about this idea....POULTRYGEIST!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]

          Yes I could track down the ghosts of domestic fowls...and Jimmy B and Tommy can have sex with them... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          you see the stupid crap I say when I'm baked...well it sounds like a good idea at the moment....until I read it in the morning and then I feel like a tool...but I don't give a shit! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #35
            Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

            Happy B-Day bro! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] Hope you had a good one!!! ( Sounds like it of course... )

            Pat

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            • #36
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              Oh yeahhhhh...I'm not even going to go to bed Pat....Nope !!!

              Its snowing like a bitch....it is so approproate to blizzard on my Birthday....I wish it did this on all my birthdays...because I rule! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              Has anyone who loves poer metal NOT heard that song "I rule" by Tarot yet...if not , what are you waiting for...fucking great song man!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

              OK "BIG RED" is almost all gone now...but I'm starting to get a little bit of a headache now...so I think I need a pain pill....yes that is a good idea! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              I love you fuckers..

              hey guys...where is Rich...I haven't seen him around...is he OK... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #37
                Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

                HBD [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                "told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc

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                • #38
                  Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

                  Well... it's the BIG DAY! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                  Wishing a Mighty Happy Birthday to my Big Brother in Metal!
                  You're the best, BillZ! I'll put some Candlemass on for ya today. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                  Emmy

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                  • #39
                    Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

                    Happy Birthday Bill. I'll hoist one for ya tonight. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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                    • #40
                      Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

                      Happy Birthday Bill. Thanks for all your informative and entertaining posts! Ein Prosit! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                      Unleash the fury.....Texas style!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

                        Thanks dudes and my sister Emmy!!!

                        Emmy Candlemass huh...good fuggin' choice man...they are amoung my very faves...I worship candlemass...I had the priviledge to watch Messiah Marcolin fall on his ass ....while doing his trademark doom dance....with his monk robe on....he took a tall candelabra down with him ....that was awesome..

                        I was with Jeff Loomis when I was watching that show....Jeff was screaming in my ear so fucking loud....I couldn't hear the band..he was so happy to see them ...he gave me a big squeeze.. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

                        I got the brand new Force Of Evil on now with Michael Denner and Hank Sherman...this kicks ass...total old MF....Michael Denner was watching Candlemass right by me too when the Messiah fell on his ass...that was awesome! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #42
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                          John has a pic of me and Jeff while we were watching candlemass...it was posted on the old board somewhere...its a HUGE pic... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                          Man , I got to get a copy of that ...I don't even have a copy of that pic... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

                            "And on this day Satan put forth Bill onto the Earth....And they said in one voice, "Holy shit...""

                            Happy Birthday [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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                            • #44
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                              hope you jhad a good one Bill...old fugger you!
                              shawnlutz.com

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                              • #45
                                Re: Happy Birthday Horns!!

                                happy b-day dude
                                "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals... who knows? It sickens me!"

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