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    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk. .

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution

    Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

    b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.

    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

    d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.

    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.

    I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

    k) Look, it would be great to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.

    l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure it's just because he knows her or something.

    m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.

    n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
    Hail yesterday

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    Re: Things that are difficult to say when you\'re drunk

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      Re: Things that are difficult to say when you\'re drunk

      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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        No I didn't sleep with your hot friend.

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          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I actually said hello to an officer while stumbling home one night, but it was my friend's brother who I'm cool with, so he gave me a ride home [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Gotta love the NYPD [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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              Re: Things that are difficult to say when you\'re d

              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                Number N and I bring back some memories! (of last week [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img])
                You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                  Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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                    Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A well that is tough sober too
                    I keep the bible in a pool of blood
                    So that none of its lies can affect me

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                      Re: Things that are difficult to say when you\'re d

                      I promise,I'll pull it out first! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]!..................
                      Straightjacket Memories.Sedative Highs...........

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                        I promise,I'll pull it out first! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]!..................

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        I promise I'll only put the head of it in. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                          I promise,I'll pull it out first! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]!..................

                          [/ QUOTE ] Such talk...from a man of the cloth. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          Scott
                          Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                            I think the cloth I was made from was ripped up and destroyed long ago [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]!(at least that what my mom and dad say)......................................
                            Straightjacket Memories.Sedative Highs...........

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                              Re: Things that are difficult to say when you\'re d

                              i wasn't born, i was squeezed out of a bar rag.
                              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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