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  • Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

    Does anybody know this for sure? We’re discussing this in computer class right now (as students). Proof or sources would be cool too.

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    Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

    I highly doubt there is any scientific evidence to back taht statement up
    I keep the bible in a pool of blood
    So that none of its lies can affect me

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    • #3
      Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

      Sounds like a marketing ploy by Mountain Douche to get college and high school kids fucking even MORE indiscriminately [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]

      "Do The Dewsh, Then Do The Biyatch" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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      • #4
        Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

        Nope.
        Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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        • #5
          Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

          http://www.snopes.com/toxins/yellow.htm

          There you go
          I keep the bible in a pool of blood
          So that none of its lies can affect me

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          • #6
            Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

            Seconds, I say SECONDS, ahead of Tets. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
            Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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            • #7
              Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

              Grenades and Horseshoes damn now I have to drink tonight
              I keep the bible in a pool of blood
              So that none of its lies can affect me

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              • #8
                Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

                The Keith drinks gallons of that crap and I can tell you FOR SURE that it does not kill sperm.
                I have two kids.
                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                P.S. If anything, it makes them more lively. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • #9
                  Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

                  I'm sure it is if you pour it directly on your dink for days/months/years until the acids in it burn the thing off.
                  Occupy JCF

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                  • #10
                    Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

                    Made my boys grow..... [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                    • #11
                      Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

                      lol...thats my soda of choice so I can confirm its no true - I got two sons to prove it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                      how do thse stupid rumors start anyway?
                      shawnlutz.com

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                      • #12
                        Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

                        No but supposedly wearing tight pants will!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

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                          No but supposedly wearing tight pants will!

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                          This must be true. Think about it. We wore tight pants in the 80s and was teenage pregnancy a huge problem? Compare that to the "Yo, yo, yo" kids of the last few years wearing Glad bags with the crotch between their knees. Is teenage pregnancy a huge problem for their generation? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

                          There's your proof. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Does Mountain Dew really kill your sperm count?

                            Cool, thanks for the site. I should have placed a bet.

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