Do you name your babies?

[Thoraby]

Do you name yer geetarz? I did. My assraped Jackson which is my baby I call eZ-bOb. eZ-bOb has been through hell and back. Yet eZ-bOb is my baby. I regurarly make love to him deep into the nights when I can't fall asleep. Considering these circumstances, the name eZ-bOb came naturally to me.

My other geetar is a Kramer Nightswan. There's a big finishchip on his front, and I catch myself fingering that chip whenever I'm around him. He's just so irresistable. I call him swanie.

Present your geetars, and give the reason for their name. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[SEEGERMANY]

Re: Do you name your babies?

No, I don't name my guitars.

[Endrik]

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I did name my first guitar, wich was a cheap ibanez, I called her
"You stoopid geetar, why don't you stay in tune?!"

[AfterForever]

Re: Do you name your babies?

Fender Strat: Melissa
Ibanez RG: Charlène
ESP V: Laura
Washburn: Shirley

I don't want to get into the reasons haha

[VulfgangPfuck]

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I regurarly make love to him deep into the nights when I can't fall asleep. Considering these circumstances, the name eZ-bOb came naturally to me.



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That's disturbing dude! [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">Hmmmmmmmmmm, well, lets see [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

I have my Charvel's which I call Charvies
I call the Shannon a Shannon
I call the Les Paul Custom the Les Paul
I call my Jackson Dinky white Jackson

Yup, that's about it [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[Thoraby]

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Fender Strat: Melissa
Ibanez RG: Charlène
ESP V: Laura
Washburn: Shirley

I don't want to get into the reasons haha

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you're cool. You others need to come up with better names, because those ones just won't cut it [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

Time to get spiked on sugar. ceeyall [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[Crusher]

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No, I don't name my guitars.

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+1

[Thoraby]

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Then you're not welcome in my thread. Get the fuck out.

(if anyone ain't picking up on this, I'm just kidding with yall)

[Ace]

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Do you name yer geetarz? I did. My assraped Jackson which is my baby I call eZ-bOb. eZ-bOb has been through hell and back. Yet eZ-bOb is my baby. I regurarly make love to him deep into the nights when I can't fall asleep. Considering these circumstances, the name eZ-bOb came naturally to me.

My other geetar is a Kramer Nightswan. There's a big finishchip on his front, and I catch myself fingering that chip whenever I'm around him. He's just so irresistable. I call him swanie.

Present your geetars, and give the reason for their name. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Your problem goes deeper than just naming guitars. The way you use a guitar to release sexual tension is by learning to play it well enough and with enough confidence that girls are attracted to you. The guitar itself is not intended for sexual activity.
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[Emthrax]

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Nope. I'm boring. I call my guitars by their flashy model names. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Superfly]

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[img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] So that's why my pups keep shorting out....

[Jack The Riffer]

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My wife named my Fender Fat Strat Molly. I call my DK2LE "The Great White". My other guitars don't have names.

[Budman68]

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<font color="aqua">thoraby, I have a feeling that you'd have a ball with "Big Red" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[mhalsey]

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I have 3 and their names are Merna, Ethel, and Gertrude. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]