Joke - Two Nuns Paint A Room

[Tekky]

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls out one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice Boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

[Newc]

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[Tetsuo]

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I like making fun of nuns but honestly I couldn't crack a smile over that cheese

[Tekky]

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I like making fun of nuns but honestly I couldn't crack a smile over that cheese

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Yeah, well, the French worship Jerry Lewis too. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[shreddermon]

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Not to mention that, based on most of the nuns I've known in my life, you would probably go blind were you to see their boobs. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

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[RacerX]

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OLDIE but goodie!

[necrotechno]

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The joke or the nuns? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Newc]

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Yeah well, real nuns or not, it's still funny - visualize both the "fantasy" nuns and the "real life" nuns - one will either have perfect round boobs and the other will have ratty saggy boobs [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
So the guy's comment about "Nice boobs" can either be taken as sincere or sarcastic [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

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The joke or the nuns? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Singular tense...so the joke, ya joik! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[donf]

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Holy Crap,...first time I've seen (saw) Joke Explanation Technicians (politically correct).

[VitaminG]

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Not to mention that, based on most of the nuns I've known in my life, you would probably go blind were you to see their boobs. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

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Those wrinkly old nuns you're used to were nubile young novices once upon a time [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Deneb]

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When I think of fantasy nuns, I think of the nun on the ESP MII that's all vampired out, kinda hot for a cartoon...not saying I'd date a cartoon, not my thing.