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I sent this to all the people on my band's mailing list...and I thought I'd send it on to my JCF brethren as well. If you've got a minute...and you feel like giving Crankdaddy (the band) a vote...read on and cast your vote!
Thanks from your shameless publicity whore 'bro Crankdaddy!
<font color="yellow"> As a fan and friend of Crankdaddy, you already know we’re good at rocking.
But here’s something you DIDN’T know: We’re also good at begging.
That’s right. We beg for attention. We beg to differ. We beg your pardon.
And now, we’re begging for your vote.
That’s right – Crankdaddy is questing to win a Sammy People’s Choice Award. We want to be Your Favorite Local Band in Syracuse. So we’re sending you this link to make it easy for you to vote.
http://www.tasteofsyracuse.com/content/vote.htm
Now, much as we’d like to force you to vote for us, our collective conscience tells us that this would be a bad thing.
Therefore, we’re sending you this handy-dandy list of
Reasons Why Crankdaddy is Your Favorite Local Band, You Just Forgot And Needed to Be Reminded:
· They rarely play past midnight, which is good because you like to get home and watch “G-String Divas” before bed
· They sing that “Jetta” song, which you know like, four or five words to
· There’s always lots of MILFs in the crowd
· They hand out Officially Licensed Crankdaddy Crap at every show, like L’il Cranky Action Figures and Crankdaddy Home Pregnancy Tests
· When Tom does his Elvis-channeling thing, you mysteriously get a little tingly “down there”
· They won Third Place in the “Battle of the Ad Bands,” and even freaking U2 can’t say that
· Trying to pronounce Andres’ last name (Echenique) makes for a great drinking game
· That sweaty, manly musk they give off post-show is quite the turn-on
· You just never know what’s going to happen to Donn onstage – broken string, bloody finger, collapsed lung…
· Watching four grown men act like 17 year olds is pretty dang funny
· Their unique sound is a clear representation of today’s pop-cultural zeitgeist, whatever the hell that means
· They’re all executives with really good day jobs, so acting like you dig them might lead to a job offer some day
· There’s always the chance that you’ll get to find out if Tom Williams’ nickname – “The Poundinator” – has to do with something besides drumming
· They make you poop funny
Now that you remember why we’re your favorite local band, do us a favor and vote for us. Here’s the link again, in case you don’t want to scroll up:
http://www.tasteofsyracuse.com/content/vote.htm
Thanks for your help. Feel free to forward this on to all your friends. And most importantly -- keep rockin’!</font>
Thanks from your shameless publicity whore 'bro Crankdaddy!
<font color="yellow"> As a fan and friend of Crankdaddy, you already know we’re good at rocking.
But here’s something you DIDN’T know: We’re also good at begging.
That’s right. We beg for attention. We beg to differ. We beg your pardon.
And now, we’re begging for your vote.
That’s right – Crankdaddy is questing to win a Sammy People’s Choice Award. We want to be Your Favorite Local Band in Syracuse. So we’re sending you this link to make it easy for you to vote.
http://www.tasteofsyracuse.com/content/vote.htm
Now, much as we’d like to force you to vote for us, our collective conscience tells us that this would be a bad thing.
Therefore, we’re sending you this handy-dandy list of
Reasons Why Crankdaddy is Your Favorite Local Band, You Just Forgot And Needed to Be Reminded:
· They rarely play past midnight, which is good because you like to get home and watch “G-String Divas” before bed
· They sing that “Jetta” song, which you know like, four or five words to
· There’s always lots of MILFs in the crowd
· They hand out Officially Licensed Crankdaddy Crap at every show, like L’il Cranky Action Figures and Crankdaddy Home Pregnancy Tests
· When Tom does his Elvis-channeling thing, you mysteriously get a little tingly “down there”
· They won Third Place in the “Battle of the Ad Bands,” and even freaking U2 can’t say that
· Trying to pronounce Andres’ last name (Echenique) makes for a great drinking game
· That sweaty, manly musk they give off post-show is quite the turn-on
· You just never know what’s going to happen to Donn onstage – broken string, bloody finger, collapsed lung…
· Watching four grown men act like 17 year olds is pretty dang funny
· Their unique sound is a clear representation of today’s pop-cultural zeitgeist, whatever the hell that means
· They’re all executives with really good day jobs, so acting like you dig them might lead to a job offer some day
· There’s always the chance that you’ll get to find out if Tom Williams’ nickname – “The Poundinator” – has to do with something besides drumming
· They make you poop funny
Now that you remember why we’re your favorite local band, do us a favor and vote for us. Here’s the link again, in case you don’t want to scroll up:
http://www.tasteofsyracuse.com/content/vote.htm
Thanks for your help. Feel free to forward this on to all your friends. And most importantly -- keep rockin’!</font>
Join us and be all that you can be! 
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