Friday Jokes( yes you read it , they're back )

[VitaminG]

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skybar? What the hell's a skybar? Is that some kind of chocolate? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Newc]

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Well, America doesn't have too many places to get THAT drunk that high off the ground - for that reason [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

Re: Friday Jokes( yes you read it , they\'re back )

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings.

"The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo".

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"

[maotar]

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Sorry but i only know jokes in dutch and if i would translate them it would be completely ridiculous (or maybe funny as hell haha [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img])

[Spaceace]

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[Chameleonfong]

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From England: A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for 40 Pounds and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of 40 Pounds. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture ... of handcuffs. The motorist promptly sent the money for the fine.