fav. pick up lines.

[Endrik]

Guys, what are your favourite pick up lines.

Some I like:

"Wanna go back to my place for some pizza and a fukk? What, you don't like pizza?"

"hey baby, wanna play war? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."

"Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns."

"Forget that, playing doctor is for kids, let's play gynecologist!"

"But I'm a doctor."

One of my favourites, you can't go wrong with this.

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer, be the same as the answer to this question?"

And my alltime favourite

"Now B1tch!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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[Newc]

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"Your thighs would make a wonderful pair of earmuffs"

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me post pictures of it online?"

"Wanna be in the Movies?"

"I'm a digital artist with an independent CGI studio (or University Student studying CGI with a lead for a job with a major studio named Pixar), and I'm looking for volunteers to make 3D models and skin textures, and you would be perfect"

Meeting at a Club: "Lets' cut through the bullshit and get right to the point - you and I both know that you and I both came here to get laid, so if we get started now and don't like it, we still have time to come back and find a make-up" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Logic, dammit!

[straycat]

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Damn you got a big ass!

[Inearthed]

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"Let me guess... Landing Strip?"

If she responds to that you're gonna get laid...

[charon]

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For this you need to have a friend with you. Give your friend $10 and walk up to someone hot and say to them "see my friend over there? He just bet me $10 I wouldn't come talk to you. Want to get some drinks with his money?" [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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"Hi, I hang out at the JCF!!"

[Child Of Norther]

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^ [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[paulbag]

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one i'll be using at todays rain gig...
"are you as wet as i am?"

[Soap]

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"Hi, I hang out at the JCF!!"

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Lol...good one.

[Bob From Accounting]

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[ QUOTE ]
"Let me guess... Landing Strip?"

If she responds to that you're gonna get laid...

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[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] best one ever!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[necrotechno]

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"Excuse me, can I smell your pussy? No? Must be your feet, then..."

[Number Of The Priest]

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Just a simple "hi" works for me. It's all in the delivery. 7% of what you communicate is on the verbal level. The other 93% is in your body language and voice tone rather than in your words.

But, this is a comedy thread and not a guy camp thread, so I gotta add... "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[MetalGrasshopper]

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Hey! I have a limited edition neck thru KV! You wanna fuck me now?

[Jack The Riffer]

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"Have you seen the Leeroy video? I'm the guy that says Goddammit Leeroy!!"

[HuntinDoug]

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Say in a semi-drunken, northern Kentucky slurrr:

Hay purty-lill-lady... Doe season juss opened, and I got a tag wit yurr name on it. I'll need ta take ya back to the check-in station. Mmmm mmmmn Doe loins ta-nite!