fav. pick up lines.

[Soap]

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How many broken noses did it take you to find "The One?" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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She was the only I ever done that too.
She's real special. I'm very fortunate to have her.

[Ace]

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How many broken noses did it take you to find "The One?" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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She was the only I ever done that too.
She's real special. I'm very fortunate to have her.

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You're a lucky man!! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] Sounds like you played the lottery and won!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

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Unfortunately for most of us chumps, we're going to be hit by lightning before that happens to us. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[wulfe13]

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Me: "Would you get upset if someone walked up and smelled your hair?"

Her: "Well I guess not."

Me: "What about a midget?"

[VulfgangPfuck]

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Here's one I used to use....it's kinda old now, but still a classic AFAIC

You...Hey...got any Irish (insert your own nationality here) in you?

Her...NO

You...Would you like some?

It's good for a laugh if nothing else...LOL! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

(BTW...if she says yes, you simply ask her if she'd like some more)

[Badseed]

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I have needs, you have needs, why be needy on a night ike this?

[noodlesatf]

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"I may be only 5'7" and bald, but that's because I used puberty to grow a big dick, instead of five more inches and wavy blond hair."

[Shawn Lutz]

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This is what I told my then future wife the first time I saw her "I'd like to lick every inch of your body"

about 18 years later we're still together....

I never did the pick-up lines but I could always generate a smile whether the gal was into me or not.

[shredmonster]

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fastseduction.com

All you need to know if thats what you are into.

I use to pick up tons of chicks. Attached now. But I never used pick up lines - ever. I just said Hi and started talking or told them I thought they were cute. Thats it.

I suppose lines work but I think it is more the method you go about picking them up with than a specific line.

Humor is a major attraction. I always could figure out funny shit to say.

One of the best and most potent things I use to do is play one chick against another. hehehehehe! Girls are so competetive - mise well take advantage of it! If there is a cute one talk to her ugly friends and ignore her! They are not use to stuff like that - especially the good looking ones. She will start wondering what she is doing wrong, she will get insecure and have to meet you.

You also have to have a confident "I don't give a shit" attitude. They can sense it like a wild animal senses fear.

Here's one... there was a table of about 6 girls at a bar. I was there with 2 of my friends. They asked me how I would go about meeting a whole table of girls (sitting right next to us). So I go up to the waitress and tell her I will give her 5 bucks if she lets me order a pizza from an outside pizza place. So I called, the pizza guy came into the bar and delivered our pizza! The chicks (and everyone else) just freaked out! It was great. They came over and started asking how we did that and they were talking to us without us trying or saying boo!

Here's another one. This fine chick comes to our table. At the same time a waitress was delivering a fish dinner to another table (could smell the fish). "I Smell Tuna!" I proclaimed in a loud voice. Everyone just cracked up - they (and she) knew what I meant.

Be different, honest and have balls!

[jgcable]

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I was sitting at the bar in a pizza/bar restaurant and a girl walked up to the bar near the entrance to the kitchen to pick up a pizza to go that she called in. I asked her if she was going to eat the pizza and she said no. I asked her if I could eat it and she said yes. I walked with her home (she lived a few blocks away). I ate the pizza and knocked the bottom out of her. I was gonna nail her first but I didn't want the pizza to get cold.
Being in a popular local metal band really helped my confidence.... even without my "guitar shield" on.

[Number Of The Priest]

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Shredmonster speaks wise words there. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] That indifferent attitude ("I don't give a sh*t" attitude) that he speaks of is one of my main weapons. You speak this attitude through 93% body language and 7% words that I mentioned earlier in this topic. Therefore, what you actually say (the "pickup line") is quite irrelevant in terms of the content of the words themselves. You could talk about nearly anything as long as you project the attitude.

Come across as a needy insecure wuss and you're FINISHED. Why else do you think nice guys finish last and end up being the girl's "therapist" (venting release) rather than her "lover"?

Now I'm not saying you should treat a girl like crap like those bad boy abusive types you often see with gorgeous girls clinging onto them. There's a fine like between being DOMINANT and being DOMINEERING.

And hey, that website Shredmonster linked has some David DeAngelo articles on there. That man is my god. I own much of his material ("Double Your Dating" e-book series). I use it sometimes to hit on strippers. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Shawn Lutz]

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I think if you have to think about a pick-up line then you are already behind. Just be your self and talk to them without the cheesy come on lines. You should know by looking at someone if they are interested in you or not, any come on line in the world isn't gonna help.

[necrotechno]

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Don't rain on the misogyny parade, Dr. Ruthless.

[Endrik]

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Usually chicks come talk to me because maybe I'm different and more interesting than the regular type guys. Who knows why, but I'm lucky.
Some chicks are naturally horny, like once I went to a bar and and saw a very cute chick, I started to talk with her. After 5-7 minutes of conversation we went to a bathroom and she.... you know the rest. But I've never meet those horny chicks again, because who knows who they really are, some freaky sluts maybe.
But pick-up lines are cool because they are funny.

[xenophobe]

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So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?