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  • #46
    Re: fav. pick up lines.

    "So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?"

    That was pure poetry ...you bastard [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #47
      Re: fav. pick up lines.

      Get one of these... woman can't refuse them.

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      • #48
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        [ QUOTE ]
        Get one of these... woman can't refuse them.



        [/ QUOTE ]

        Gigidy gigidy gi gi dy!

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        • #49
          Re: fav. pick up lines.

          If you're in a crowded bar and you're sitting on a stool at the bar and a nice lookin girl tries to squeeze in to buy drinks, get off the stool and say to her, "hey, let me to clear off a place for you to sit." Then proceed to use your hands to do a faux dusting off of your face. Timing is everything.
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A

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          • #50
            Re: fav. pick up lines.

            Can I get in your pants, cuz I shit in mine

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            • #51
              Re: fav. pick up lines.

              "Can I get in your pants, cuz I shit in mine"


              Nice...this one is a peach! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #52
                Re: fav. pick up lines.

                Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

                You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

                Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

                Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
                "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals... who knows? It sickens me!"

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                • #53
                  Re: fav. pick up lines.

                  Order a white russian.

                  Walk up to your find.

                  I may be ugly, but I am drinking milk... and in a couple of years...



                  Or. Stand by the Girls room.

                  When you see a hottie - "Why go and sit on that cold seat when you can sit on this warm face?"

                  Better hope she don't have to drop a duece though!



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                  • #54
                    Re: fav. pick up lines.

                    just approach a girl that meets your fancy...

                    walk up to her ...smile

                    and say..

                    suckadick... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #55
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                      Hi Bill! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #56
                        Re: fav. pick up lines.

                        Are you twelve? Never mind then...

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                        • #57
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                          Yes I am Endrik..

                          very high.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #58
                            Re: fav. pick up lines.

                            [ QUOTE ]
                            Are you twelve? Never mind then...

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            Hey! don't be stealin Michael jacksons lines here

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                            • #59
                              Re: fav. pick up lines.

                              [ QUOTE ]
                              Hey! don't be stealin Michael jacksons lines here

                              [/ QUOTE ]
                              At least mine's directed towards a girl. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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                              • #60
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                                So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
                                The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.

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