fav. pick up lines.

[mhalsey]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

My face leaves at 9... be on it.

[charon]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

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Hey! I have a limited edition neck thru KV! You wanna fuck me now?

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If I say maybe will you give me the guitar?

[Guest]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

Look at you and all those curves and me.. with no brakes...

Pat

[horns666]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

I don't say nuttin'...

and shove my tongue up their ass..

[Cuthroat]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

Lick your finger, rub it on her shirt, and say "now...lets get you out of those wet things"

[Ace]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

"Hi, I'm Ace."

It works...

[ElwoodBlues]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

The best one that I have ever heard is:

Hey baby, how about you give me some of that sweet ***** because I KNOW you have it on you!

Results may vary, but they are guaranteed.

[horns666]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

I saying nothing...

just sniff and mount..

like a dog.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

i used to say, so how'd you like my band? that's all it took. then it turned into, i have a cool beach pad and some great drugs, wanna go?
i'm such a dork.

[tonemonster]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

how bout this: "you sure dont sweat much for a fat girl" [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Shawn]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

How about "you must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all nite"

or

"hey, I am new in town and wondering if you could give me some directions? When they say "sure where?" say "could you tell me how to get to your house"?



Cheeseball..........

[Soap]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

How I won my wife over (this has been years ago).
First, I knew she was interested. How? The "look" women send signals just need to know how to read them. It saves alot of time and removes alot of guess work. So, without any hello or exchanging of any words, I walked right up close to her and kissed her. It was a huge gamble, but to hook her and reel her in and possibly win her over. I was willing to take that chance. Nonetheless, it worked. Been married to her 21 years and we have a wonderful daughter.

[Number Of The Priest]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

That's a good move Soap. At the point of you realizing that she was sending you "I'm interested" signals, there is nothing to do but to move it up to the next plateau. A wuss would not have done what you did. I personally would have done a little "kiss test" just to make sure she was receptive to me right before making my move, but damn bro, you've got nuts. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

That's not a pickup line though! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Ace]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

[ QUOTE ]
How I won my wife over (this has been years ago).
First, I knew she was interested. How? The "look" women send signals just need to know how to read them. It saves alot of time and removes alot of guess work. So, without any hello or exchanging of any words, I walked right up close to her and kissed her. It was a huge gamble, but to hook her and reel her in and possibly win her over. I was willing to take that chance. Nonetheless, it worked. Been married to her 21 years and we have a wonderful daughter.

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How many broken noses did it take you to find "The One?" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Soap]

Re: fav. pick up lines.

Honestly, I was afraid of losing them, but for her, I was willing to take the chance. She was and still is a nice looking gal.