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  • #16
    Re: I\'ll give $20 to anyone that........

    Dude when I had a mohawk...chicks were throwing vaginas at me...I shit you not!

    I never got so much play in my life ...but without the actual "play"...

    I can't cheat on the wife...she's way to good , hot and awesome , and even more important than all the love BS ..I truly respect her..

    Man am I tested though...especially when I worked at the airport...All the girls at Victoria's Secret and Bath and Body , the stewardesses and ticket agents WOW..I love female company..and they liked mine ..that makes you feel great.

    that fed my ego so much that I didn't need to do the deed...I already did...I knew I could and that's the greatest part..IMO..

    and dudes , the more you reject a girl's advances...the more she will try...and try....and try..and that is fucking awesome! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

    I firmly believe that opposites do attract...because you can live and experience crap vicariously through each other..

    A MoHawk has kind of a bad boy stygma...and the opposite is a nice girl...a naive , sweet , young , supple pure breed suburnanite with the fake tan lines and well nourished curves , wearing braces..I love that!

    BTW..and a lot of chicks like shaved heads....I'm not kidding...probably for the same reason as the Mohawk thing ..some dudes can carry it well...like my bro John , Bruce Willis and yours truly..

    but unfortunately some dudes have a mishappened head and look like Flipper...all they need is a blow hole..

    If you have a nice long mane ..alot of chicks dig that , but if your hair is thin or have a humungus whole in your mullet...or should I say "skullet"...shave that bullshit off ...as long as you don't have any blow holes....you'll look much better..

    I think most ladies would concur..

    I'm very high... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    BTW ..I had a para Miltary , high profile kind of job when I had a Mohawk...during work..I just slicked it back with gel...it looked neat ...Fuck George W liked my doo when I escorted him during his run against Gore...he even commented on it as we shook hands , he was cool as hell..
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #17
      Re: I\'ll give $20 to anyone that........

      Well, a mohawk sure didn't hurt the dude from Blink 182. His wife is smok'in on that reality show "Meet the Bartlys*". It does take the right dude with the right head to pull it off. Being in a band, military/law, biker, extream sports, or just a bad ass who can back it up, it works. I see the dead beat punk wannabes hanging at the malls in their long black coats, they are the jokes. As a 80's dude, I have seen my share of mohawks, so these guys think they are bad ass, but they are more of a dumb ass trying to express a sorta shock value. But, I guess just like any fashion, there is rarely anything new that has not done before. Kids in the 50's wore mohawks. I'm just waiting for the Mullets to make a come back!
      ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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      • #18
        Re: I\'ll give $20 to anyone that........

        [ QUOTE ]
        Cuts their hair into a Mohawk tonight and keeps it for 1 week and post's a pic of it

        [/ QUOTE ]

        I can't wait to see some pics. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]
        Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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        • #19
          Re: I\'ll give $20 to anyone that........

          i change my offer , i want $2,000,000,.000, maybe even 4 mill. hair is power , unless it's on your back or your ass.
          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          • #20
            Re: I\'ll give $20 to anyone that........

            I'm not steinbrenner, this is small market haircuts [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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            • #21
              Re: I\'ll give $20 to anyone that........

              Absolute Charvel that is excatly the way I see it..

              Man ...I'm shamed to say that I once sported the almighty mullet...during my Michael Anthony days in the VH tribute...OMFG!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

              Everbody in the world has them kind of pictures...Like Michael Jackson with the huge afro.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

              Tommy the rule is ..the less hair you have on your head...the more hair hair you have in your nose , back and ears..

              My poor wife has to sheer me like a fuggin' sheep ...especially my winter coat.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              when she's done...I got Michael Jackson's afro on the floor.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

              Italians are hairy people...even the girls..wax , plucking and shaving is a lifestyle..

              did you ever shave your sack...and catch the seem...haaa haaa haaaaa...I hate that!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              I'm very much high.. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #22
                Re: I\'ll give $20 to anyone that........

                "really, there's nothing like a shorn scrotum"
                Dr. Evil
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #23
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                  I know that all too well Tom Tom.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                  some days it looks like the shower scene in "psycho" in my tub...especially when I catch the seem.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  then you need half a roll of toilet paper to stop the bleeding....I should just strap a panty liner to my sack when that happens..
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #24
                    Re: I\'ll give $20 to anyone that........

                    Crazy Glue* works well after a Sack Attack.

                    *Note: make sure the glue is dry before putting underware back on.
                    ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                    • #25
                      Re: I\'ll give $20 to anyone that........

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      when good threads go bad....
                      Hail yesterday

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