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Now that I have your attention, gather round boys and girls and listen to my tale, for I hope that you can enjoy the irony of this as much as I did.
Every JCFer knows, or should know, that Ron is our resident English Composition Nazi. He immediately smites those that dare misspell a word or use incorrect grammar. The humiliation they suffer is almost unbearable. But I digress.
It's a little known fact that Ron was once a successful small business man, operating a thriving Tupperware distribution center in East L.A. As sales grew, Ron found himself in dire need of some help in the office, so he decided to hire a secretary. Several highly qualified applicants applied for the position but they were lacking that certain something he was looking for in a secretary. That is, until he reviewed the last resume he received. Below is a copy of the actual resume he received that day:
<font color="yellow"> Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. </font>
Ron's response?
<font color="yellow"> Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check </font>
Now ain't that some shit? I wish I could tell ya that it all turned out well, but alas, I can't. Ron's "then girlfriend" broke up with him 'cause she had heard that he allegedly gave his new secretary several "pearl necklaces" and was totally crushed 'cause he never bought her one piece of jewelry [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. His business was lost due to the fact that customers realized they could substitute expensive Tupperware with an empty Shedd's Spread Country Crock container.
The moral of the story? You reap what you sew.
Hey Ron....... [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Every JCFer knows, or should know, that Ron is our resident English Composition Nazi. He immediately smites those that dare misspell a word or use incorrect grammar. The humiliation they suffer is almost unbearable. But I digress.
It's a little known fact that Ron was once a successful small business man, operating a thriving Tupperware distribution center in East L.A. As sales grew, Ron found himself in dire need of some help in the office, so he decided to hire a secretary. Several highly qualified applicants applied for the position but they were lacking that certain something he was looking for in a secretary. That is, until he reviewed the last resume he received. Below is a copy of the actual resume he received that day:
<font color="yellow"> Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. </font>
Ron's response?
<font color="yellow"> Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check </font>
Now ain't that some shit? I wish I could tell ya that it all turned out well, but alas, I can't. Ron's "then girlfriend" broke up with him 'cause she had heard that he allegedly gave his new secretary several "pearl necklaces" and was totally crushed 'cause he never bought her one piece of jewelry [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. His business was lost due to the fact that customers realized they could substitute expensive Tupperware with an empty Shedd's Spread Country Crock container.
The moral of the story? You reap what you sew.
Hey Ron....... [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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