The worst interview experience I have ever had

[horns666]

Re: The worst interview experience I have ever had

that sounds aweful..right from the get go..

I would have never even considered doing what they asked me to do...the interview would have been a real short one...

LIKE THIS.....

"ahhhh you want me to do what....oh yeahhhhhh , well now ...I have an idea....why don't you go fuck yourself...ya like that...that's what I think...that's a great idea...go fuck yourself..BUNKY!"

end of interview! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Endrik]

Re: The worst interview experience I have ever had

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that sounds aweful..right from the get go..

I would have never even considered doing what they asked me to do...the interview would have been a real short one...

LIKE THIS.....

"ahhhh you want me to do what....oh yeahhhhhh , well now ...I have an idea....why don't you go fuck yourself...ya like that...that's what I think...that's a great idea...go fuck yourself..BUNKY!"

end of interview! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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You are HIRED!

[pro-fusion]

Re: The worst interview experience I have ever had

Wow, I didn't know that anyone still sells door-to-door. I thought that disappeared in the '70s when most moms stopped staying at home all day. Definitely not the best way to make a living. If you have any talent at sales, there are seemingly a zillion ads in the newspaper for legitimate jobs.

[horns666]

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go into porn...it's boomin...

it's all over my internet ever night...porn all over the place....someone has to be making all this porn.. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

it is a great time to go into porn...because of the high unemployment rate...nothing to do but beat it.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Shotgun]

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If it were me I'd have to say the 2nd interview would have been pretty short.

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Yup. Like 10 minutes.

[MBreinin]

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go into porn...it's boomin...

it's all over my internet ever night...porn all over the place....someone has to be making all this porn.. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

it is a great time to go into porn...because of the high unemployment rate...nothing to do but beat it.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I think the real chance to get in on internet Porn has passed, the time to get in was around 1996-97. A guy I knew in law school rolled out of school and straight into internet porn. Now he has one of the largest sites out there as well as numerous other internet endeavors. Three years out of law school he too was buying a Cobra, a '66 427 Cobra...the real deal. He was a fat, ugly prick too....married some gorgeous porn chick and owns a huge house in Tampa now.

Mike

[Superfly]

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that sounds aweful..right from the get go..

I would have never even considered doing what they asked me to do...the interview would have been a real short one...

LIKE THIS.....

"ahhhh you want me to do what....oh yeahhhhhh , well now ...I have an idea....why don't you go fuck yourself...ya like that...that's what I think...that's a great idea...go fuck yourself..BUNKY!"

end of interview! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] ..... You fuggin rule man !!

[Thor Von Clemson]

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LIKE THIS.....

"ahhhh you want me to do what....oh yeahhhhhh , well now ...I have an idea....why don't you go fuck yourself...ya like that...that's what I think...that's a great idea...go fuck yourself..BUNKY!"

end of interview!



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That was great.

[noodlesatf]

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What the fuck?!? The next thing you know, they would have been telling you that to REALLY make money, you have to go find six other people that want to go sell oil changes.

I would have been gone after the first stop. "Wait...you go door to door? You're NOT paying me for today?"

[Shawn Lutz]

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That is insane. I personally would not have stayed on the so called interview that long. Time is money and if they want you for 8 hours they have pay you for it. I bet they are beaking some kind of labor law or something.

[Thor Von Clemson]

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ya.. unfortunately I was stuck in the middle of nowhere far away from my car. I am wondering about the legality surrounding keeping someone out there for that long without paying them in any way, shape, or form... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[Shawn Lutz]

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they held your ass hostage...that is criminal heheh [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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LIKE THIS.....
"ahhhh you want me to do what....oh yeahhhhhh , well now ...I have an idea....why don't you go fuck yourself...ya like that...that's what I think...that's a great idea...go fuck yourself..BUNKY!"
end of interview! "

WEll , I'm glad I can be of service...this also works in many other ways...like at the bank , supermarket , in traffic ...they people love it...they just love being talked to like that...I swear...try it! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

They respect that...yeah , some of you may "challenge" me when I go into this kinda mode here on the Ol' JCF...but NEVER in person...I swear on my clean shaven beanbag!

They LOVE it...and if they don't ..too fuggin' bad! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

whatta they gonna do...sue me...ahhhhhhhhhhh fuggum in the ass! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

This is ONE thing I learned in my 41 years of existance and that is...ahhhhhhhhhhh fuggum ...and I truly enjoy saying so.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I have it honed to a finely tuned science...lots of practice..

try it on your next interview...if you see it going this way...what do YOU have to loose...nada , nuthin' zip , zilch...but YOU will gain satisfaction by the looks on their stupid faces...that is priceless and very addicting!

I'm here to enlighten...not to discourage...just want to share what has worked soooooooo well for me...

but it is not for everybody...I mean if you weigh a buck o' five and like to wear beige Dockers and wear sandals and gay shit like that...you'll get your ass whooped!

and you should for dressing like that! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[StukaJU87]

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About 2 minutes into this thing I woulda pulled out my cell phone, called a cab, and said, "See ya Jerkoff". [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img] What a bunch of garbage.

Good luck in the job search!

[horns666]

Re: The worst interview experience I have ever had

Scott , .."See ya Jerkoff"." is a ice breaker...it is good but doesn't possess the same impact as a good ol' fasion..."go fuck yourself"...and when you say it , don't say it with a scowl or out of anger...say it with pride...hold your head up...SMILE , look them right in the face..and let it roll so elequently off the tongue"..."go fuck yourself"..the power of those words...it's a beautiful thing!

I call it Verbal Judo..it is an awesome and effective tool.!

Just trying to help here...this works good for me...just wanted to share the joy! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]