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  • #16
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    It's the pubococcygeal muscle. "Kegel" is the excersise of that muscle.

    Just thought I'd throw that in there! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    Thanks for the clarification Dave! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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    • #17
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      I was reading my local newspaper the other day and there was mention about an anti-rape precautionary device invented by some woman. This device is inserted like a tampon but it is like a hollow lipstick tube thingy wide enough for a penis to go in. The rapist comes along and the tube attaches itself to the dude via its micro-hooks and micro-barbs. The device is not removable from the penis without medical attention (thus identifying the attacker). [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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      It is truly Hell when we have gotten to a point in society where a woman has to put an anti-rape device in her vagina before leaving the house and going to the grocery store to help ward off any rape attacks. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

      I say take advantage of your Second Ammendment. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
      My wife definitely does. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      +1
      I keep the bible in a pool of blood
      So that none of its lies can affect me

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      • #18
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        Could have been worse. She could of had Lock Jaw ....
        ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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        • #19
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          I was reading my local newspaper the other day and there was mention about an anti-rape precautionary device invented by some woman. This device is inserted like a tampon but it is like a hollow lipstick tube thingy wide enough for a penis to go in. The rapist comes along and the tube attaches itself to the dude via its micro-hooks and micro-barbs. The device is not removable from the penis without medical attention (thus identifying the attacker). [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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          Yeah, either identifying an attacker or some poor schmuck who fell victim to his psycho girlfriend/wife who happens to be pissed off at him at the time. I just don't see something like that being a good idea.

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          • #20
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            I think woman should be able to castrate a penis with their vaginas...that would take care of most of the asshole , would-be rapists..

            waite a minute ...that idea sounds good and all ...but I have to be very careful not to piss off the wife..or she''l Bobbit my beloved Dark Marsupial.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

            In all seriousness Rape is a horrible thing to do to another human..

            I feel much joy inside knowing that I personally put the boots to some "rapists" I have arrested...believe me..you would have too..if you saw the victims.

            I was the judge , the jury and the one who changed their facial features for the rest of their lives...I could actually name a person if you like...look him up on one of those Jail sites...and you can see what I did to that happy customer..He got fucking Bill Z Bubbed! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

            His nose got anal raped by my boots! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #21
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              Well, I'll say that I do know a rape victim and I know it's big talk, but if I ever come face to face with the dirtbag then it's lights out for him.
              Occupy JCF

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              • #22
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                I understand Todd..all too well , unfortunately

                I'm ...well lets just say...the reason I am the way I am...and you know what I mean Todd..

                is because of dealing with people (animals) like that on a daily basis..

                that can change your veiw in a very negative way about people in genral man...a very , very negative way...so much so...I need heavy duty meds.

                Todd , I used to be a nice guy...I mean that...I was a very "happy" pleasent person...that is GONE!

                Long Gone...never to know what that is like again...the damage is done! [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #23
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                  I know several women, including family members, who are also victims, and I feel it should be a capital crime. There is no rehabilitation that works, just like with child molesters. In both cases it's a power thing, not really about sex, and it destroys the victim's life in many ways, even if she's strong and survives more or less intact. We would really be better off eliminating rapists
                  from the gene pool. Social scientists will say they were victims too, but at the end of te day, if a dog has rabies, it's not his fault but you still have to put him down. The dog isn't at fault, but a human can decide not to do harm no matter what was done to him, ad rape is worse than murder in some ways, so I feel it should be a death penalty crime.
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                  • #24
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                    I believe in castration for repeat sex offenders.

                    I really do..take away the urge whether if "Power" or "sexual"..both bases are covered..

                    a castrated "rapists" is not going to put himself thru that self-humility..

                    I don't think so..
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #25
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                      Why didn't someone try the old bucket of cold water trick?
                      Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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                      • #26
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                        I know several women, including family members, who are also victims, and I feel it should be a capital crime. There is no rehabilitation that works, just like with child molesters. In both cases it's a power thing, not really about sex, and it destroys the victim's life in many ways, even if she's strong and survives more or less intact. We would really be better off eliminating rapists
                        from the gene pool. Social scientists will say they were victims too, but at the end of te day, if a dog has rabies, it's not his fault but you still have to put him down. The dog isn't at fault, but a human can decide not to do harm no matter what was done to him, ad rape is worse than murder in some ways, so I feel it should be a death penalty crime.

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                        I'm with you Lerx!!!......

                        Bill, it's a shame that you got fukked-up, we need more coppers like you in this world!!

                        Adrian
                        All hail the 'King'
                        R.I.P~ RLC

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                        • #27
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                          I smell a Snopes

                          Look it up over there! [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

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                          Sure sounds like a UL

                          Here's a snopes article:

                          http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/captivus.htm
                          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                          • #28
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                            More snopes sex stories:

                            http://www.snopes.com/risque/risque.asp
                            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                            • #29
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                              "Bill, it's a shame that you got fukked-up, we need more coppers like you in this world!!"

                              Hey THANKS Adrian...that means alot to me ..really it does...I put a lot of pride in what I did...and not many peers would argue that I did it like no other..I'm a friggin' legend in the Cleveland Polic Dept...in alot of ways..let's just say I had a lot of FUN...and anyone who worked with me as a partner had FUN too!

                              I really loved my job...and I miss it very much sometimes!

                              Thanks man.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #30
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                                It happened to my dog with a neighbors dog once, but I don't think that's possible with people.

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                                It happened with me and your neighbor's dog once, too, but... Whoa! Did I really say that??!!
                                [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
                                Member - National Sarcasm Society

                                "Oh, sure. Like we need your support."

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