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  • Runaway Bride Signs Movie Deal

    I love my country - but THIS is nauseating...

    www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/16/wilbanks.rights.ap/index.html

    [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

  • #2
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    The last scene they should have the local sheriff use her as a target for their pepper spray training.

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    • #3
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      I saw a full body pic of her. It was obvious why the guy wanted to still marry her, she is stacked. Also in some article they were talking about her "bug eyes" apparently it could be a condition that also causes erratic behavior in people, she has been arrested like 5 times in the last few years.
      Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you yunick jelly thou!

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      • #4
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        Any bets on how long before she does a spread for Playboy? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
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          I wonder is she has any other poofy parts. Hmmmm.

          Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you yunick jelly thou!

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          • #6
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            If I were either of those two sheriffs, I'd charge her vapid @ss right now! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

            Then: "Ooooh. Poor little me. I couldn't handle the immense pressure of my huge town-socialite-event wedding, so I bailed town and made it look like a kidnapping."

            Now: "Big check for TV rights? Where do I sign?"

            What a f**kin' screwed up attention whore. She had my sympathy before. Now I think she SHOULD have to pay back the law enforcement expenses. Not to mention criminal charges.

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            • #7
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              Nice rack but those google eyes are just disturbing. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
              "told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc

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              • #8
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                She's a fuckin' nutcase who belongs in a looney bin! I am judge and jury dammit!....HANG HER!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                • #9
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                  I'm not impressed of her rack.
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #10
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                    shreddermonster,
                    we have to make a movie now and become major movie moguls.
                    we'll call it "Vapid Vamps". think of how many sequels we could do too. let's cash in on as much as possible. i'll sellout , you will too right?-lol
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • #11
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                      [ QUOTE ]
                      shreddermonster,
                      we have to make a movie now and become major movie moguls.
                      we'll call it "Vapid Vamps". think of how many sequels we could do too. let's cash in on as much as possible. i'll sellout , you will too right?-lol

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      Big check for movie rights? Where do I sign, Tommy? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      (You know I just had to throw that "vapid" reference in there for 'ya. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

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                      • #12
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                        Googley eyed biotch. Watch her get repackaged by Hollywood as the confused "doe eyed" victim of circumstance. She should be forced to donate every cent of the half mil to worthy charities. And her rich wacko family needs to go bankrupt like Michael Jackson.

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                        • #13
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                          Fuck her, who the hell cares? Nice tits though...

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                          • #14
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                            We've truly lost our way as a culture when this type of behavior is rewarded with fame. I'll tell you who should have gotten a movie deal. Remember a few years ago, some big-wig CEO went berserk on an international flight when they cut off his liquor? Did he just take it sitting down? Hell, no! He got up on the beverage cart & took a steaming crap on it. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] Now that's the kind of talent that needs to be rewarded. How the hell did he get on that cart & get his pants down in that kind of condition? [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] He should be a household name, but no, we get an overdose of the bug-eyed runaway bride instead. [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

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                            • #15
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                              she's a bitch.
                              GEAR:

                              some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

                              some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

                              and finally....

                              i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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