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  • #61
    Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

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    It's Friday, I think I need a beer! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    <font color="aqua">I think I'll join you, my friend!- [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] </font>
    Dave ->

    "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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    • #62
      Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

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      I've read somewhere there are some shemales on JCF.
      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      [/ QUOTE ] Leave Joe and his man-boobs outta this. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] <---NOTE: I used the correct # of smilies.

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      And if I tuck it between my legs, I can be that guy in Silence of the Lambs... "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Oh God, this is not what I envisioned when I started this thread. I really should have known better. Anyway, carry on people, carry on. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      Scott
      Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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      • #63
        Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

        Bahaha... Yeah it was LinaV and Kamo. Is he still around?

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        • #64
          Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

          Remember the girl from some European country that everyone was hitting on and she got all mad and left?
          Em, I hope these dudes didn't do that to you, I guess not you're still posting. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          Four laughing guys, right Toru? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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          • #65
            Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

            I say..three or four months inactive...send an email saying:
            (a)Thanks for fighting for our country and I'm sorry you are stuck in the middle of nowhere..We'll be here when you get back.
            (b)It's cool you are in space, but you could stop by every once in a while you NASAhole.
            (c)I hope you get this when you wake up, and I'm sorry about that coma.(must be a bitch of a headache)
            Or..(my favorite)..
            (d)Get in or get out bitch!!!
            The Buzzard does not fear
            The man in riot gear
            Harvest a skull of stone
            The Buzzard grows his own...

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            • #66
              Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

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              I have calculated some things to, when Toru makes a post there are usually 4 laughing icons [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              Some times there aren't any icons, sometimes there are 1 or 2 icons, sometimes there are 3 and a [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
              3 icons only is very rare if I have noticed correctly.
              I would say that the avarage is 2.75 laughing icons.
              So he is posted almost 28120 laughing icons total.
              I would say he posts 230 laughing icons per day.
              I would say it takes at least one small balloon of laughin gas every day.
              N2O is pretty expencive. I think if there aren't any laughing icons posted by that JCF meber, then he would have 12 more guitar, each value about 2100 dollars.
              Feel free to correct me, I'm not very good at math

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              This was one of the funniest posts I've read today. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] Damn Toru, 230 laughing icons a day? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] One small balloon's worth of laughing gas per day? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] (Correct number of laughing icons. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] )

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              • #67
                Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

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                Remember the girl from some European country that everyone was hitting on and she got all mad and left?
                Em, I hope these dudes didn't do that to you, I guess not you're still posting. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                Four laughing guys, right Toru? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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                Nope... nobody hits on me ever. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                Actually though... I must say, y'all are a bunch of real gentlemen. I don't know if that's because you're all scared of me or of the Sarge though. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                But it's awesome to have guitar brothers like you! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                Too bad for the other gal, she's missing out.

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                • #68
                  Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

                  I think it was because by the time Em established herself, 90% of the JCFers still thought she was a he. I'm still unsure why not everyone caught on from the start. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                  I still say that if she signed up with the name Scott Ian's **** like I suggested, she'd have been easily identified female and the sad monkey beaters would come a-beatin'. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                  • #69
                    Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

                    Who comes to the internet to pick up women anyways? I just go to a show, smile once, and start a converstaion. Works everytime.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

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                      Nope... nobody hits on me ever. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      Actually though... I must say, y'all are a bunch of real gentlemen. I don't know if that's because you're all scared of me or of the Sarge though. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]



                      [/ QUOTE ] It's called respect. End of story.
                      Scott
                      Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

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                        Who comes to the internet to pick up women anyways? I just go to a show, smile once, and start a converstaion. Works everytime.

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                        same here
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • #72
                          Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

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                          Nope... nobody hits on me ever. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          Actually though... I must say, y'all are a bunch of real gentlemen. I don't know if that's because you're all scared of me or of the Sarge though. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]



                          [/ QUOTE ] It's called respect. End of story.

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                          In my case it's called 'not trying hard enough'. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                          • #73
                            Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

                            In my case it is called "I am busy cooking eggs right now"
                            [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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                            • #74
                              Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

                              Toruuuuu-

                              If you eat too many eggs you're gonna start reeking of them!
                              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                              • #75
                                Re: Inactive Members on the JCF

                                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] &lt; correct #s of icon.

                                Actually, I don't eat eggs but I cook them for my daughter because it is the easiest and I know nothing about cooking.
                                [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] wait, I chop human bodies and cook tacos.
                                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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