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For some reason this joke struck me as funny (even though it's pretty lame) and I was afraid I'd lose it by Friday...so hell, here's a Monday night joke.. (feel free to groan) [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
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>The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"
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>The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
>friend."
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>So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another
>joint.
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>After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get
>a drink from the river.
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>At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
>falls in.
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>A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to
>the side.
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>He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
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>The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
>smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth
>got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from
>the river, he fell in!
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>The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the
>jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
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>He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
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>The Monkey looks down and says "F*******CK, DUDE....... how much water did
>you drink?"
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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
>
>The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"
>
>The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
>friend."
>
>So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another
>joint.
>
>After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get
>a drink from the river.
>
>At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
>falls in.
>
>A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to
>the side.
>
>He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
>
>
>The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
>smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth
>got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from
>the river, he fell in!
>
>The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the
>jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
>
>He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
>
>The Monkey looks down and says "F*******CK, DUDE....... how much water did
>you drink?"
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