She can't sing, can't dance..............

[Big D]

Re: She can\'t sing, can\'t dance..............

I would eat the peanuts out of her poop, she is smokin hot. Hopefully she won't try to talk to me though.

[Chuckracer]

Re: She can\'t sing, can\'t dance..............

I watched about half of it.
There are pros that do what she does way better.

[MBreinin]

Re: She can\'t sing, can\'t dance..............

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I watched about half of it.
There are pros that do what she does way better.

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Yep, and you can fuck 'em for the price of an import Jackson!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Mike

[ApeDosMil]

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Butt chins are secxsee.

[zx12r]

Re: She can\'t sing, can\'t dance..............

who are u talking about? willie nelson?

[Crusher]

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Sorry, I think she's fucking ugly.

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+1

[eli10003]

Re: She can\'t sing, can\'t dance..............

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I always thought she looked too plastic. She really looks like a real Barbie Doll. From that genre, I'll take Britney at the height of her popularity.

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Ditto

[mhalsey]

Re: She can\'t sing, can\'t dance..............

She just doesn't do anything for me. Her features are too chiseled; kinda got a manly face. Having said that, I'd still let her eat crackers in my bed. She's worth a Dirty Sanchez and a Donkey Punch. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[pro-fusion]

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She may be a barbie doll, but a very very hot one. If you only watched half the video, you missed her washing the General Lee. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

What the hell is Willie Nelson doing in that video??? Now *that's* gratuitous.

[GodOfRhythm]

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OH YES!

I got the high quality 100megabyte TV capture of this video, watch it every friggin' day! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Unbelievable!

[MBreinin]

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She may be a barbie doll, but a very very hot one. If you only watched half the video, you missed her washing the General Lee. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

What the hell is Willie Nelson doing in that video??? Now *that's* gratuitous.

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I went back and watched her wash the General Lee. She has a nice bod. I will still take Britney from the "Oops, I Did it Again" video. Less skin, better looking face. Simpson's face just doesn't do it for me...

Mike

[Endrik]

Re: She can\'t sing, can\'t dance..............

swing

[Subvamp]

Re: She can\'t sing, can\'t dance..............

She's also dumb as a fukkin rock too...anyone ever see that reality show she was on with her husband? Him complaining that they don't have enough sex, and her saying that it makes her poop. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] (her exactly words by the way...)
I've pissed in beer bottles that had more awareness of the world around them.

[Superfly]

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She may be a barbie doll, but a very very hot one. If you only watched half the video, you missed her washing the General Lee. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

What the hell is Willie Nelson doing in that video??? Now *that's* gratuitous.

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Willie is playing Unlce Jesse in the new movie [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
Jessica is SO FUCKING FINE !! Her body and face are so close to perfection it almost hurts to look at her. Wearing Daisy Duke shorts will be worth the price of admission alone. I'm there dude [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[MetalGrasshopper]

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I'd hit it.