Life at the LPCs

[mhalsey]

Hey all! Well, I'm here at the LPCs and need someone to come pick me up ASAP!!!!!!!! Krista's already shitfaced and me and Sam can no longer control her. The Min-Pin-O-Death is now in love with me and Charvie thinks my face is a popcicle. Well, I gotta go cuz Krista is pulling out whips and shit from the toychest so I gotta go grease up. I'll report back later on progress. Peace out!!!!!!!!!!

[Budman68]

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<font color="aqua">cool! just remember, don't ease it in, JAM IT! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

as you can tell, I'm pretty lit , myself! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] </font>

[VitaminG]

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yowch! That sounds painful [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

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so I gotta go grease up.

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Does your quote of "Oh no, no, no.... no lube for me please. I'll take that reamin' dry." apply here too? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Drake S.]

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I'm on Camera & Lighting! Hey it's what I do besides being a stunt C@*k [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">**IMPORTANT JCF UPDATE**

Well folks, unfortunately jugs (Laura) has left for a bit, but hopefully we'll see them, er...her soon [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Krista has lost the ability to use simple electronics at this point in time. She had a fight with the DVD player and the player won the 1st round.

We thought we'd have to call 911 while she was using the bathroom....we heard a distinct "splash"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

The bitch just whipped me with a Bullwhip!!!!

OK, time out for now....be back in a bit [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] </font>

[LesPaulCustom]

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okay aokay okay, i did not hit with the bill whip, i hig thim im thie ear. i dnt dont felel that way well, but it is decent envoubhg thfor me. never mind this post i know what thim talking about.

Mrs LPC

[Budman68]

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okay aokay okay, i did not hit with the bill whip, i hig thim im thie ear. i dnt dont felel that way well, but it is decent envoubhg thfor me. never mind this post i know what thim talking about.

Mrs LPC

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<font color="aqua">you named your whip? me likeee....... [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[VitaminG]

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holy crap, Krista!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ApeDosMil]

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We need Pixs of the situation.

[StukaJU87]

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Oh boy! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[mhalsey]

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I'm back home now, safe and sound having survived meeting the Min-Pin-O-Death. And let's not forget Sam's cute lil' pug-faced pooch, Charvie. Between Krista's hilarious antics and Laura's huge mounds of mouth-watering flesh, it was tough to say good night. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I'd like to thank my gracious hosts for an enjoyable evening. I was able to thank Sam but unfortunately I couldn't thank Krista. It's a lil' tough to do so when your hostess is curled up in the fetal position by the toilet hollering for her "blankie". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Did I mention how hot Laura is? Too bad we're both married. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Got to doodle around with Sam's herd and I must say he's got some nice playing axes. The action on his Gibby is sooooo incredibly low you couldn't squeeze a flea's dick between the high E and the 12th fret. And his rack is just incredible. Speaking of racks, did I mention what a hottie Laura is? Oh to be 20 again with the skills I have now. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Maybe Sam will post a pic of queenie in all her glory (translation: sprawled out on the floor in a drunken stuper). [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] And I wasn't kiddin' in my earlier post about Krista's toychest. Good gawd, woman, just lookin in it scared the bejesus outta me. Although I must say that when she cracked Sam across the neck with the whip and it caught me on the nipple during the recoil, I did feel a slight adrenaline surge. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Speaking of adrenaline surges, they're easy to come by when you look at Laura. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Well, after the long drive home I'm pooped and I'm sure Sam will fill in some blanks and Krista will be here to defend herself. Oh, Sam and Krista, tell Laura to email me those nekkid pics she promised as soon as possible. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thanks so much for coming down Mark, we enjoyed having you here and you are definitely most welcome anytime (Phoebe said wink wink [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img])

Where does one start with a night like this to tell the tale [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Well, Krista started out fine (she's great at the gate, but not much for stamina [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img])

When Mark arrived, both dogs were outside chasing worms or something, and we hung out in the living room for a bit chatting. As soon as the "kids" figured out something was up, the Min Pin O' Death was trying to jump straight in the air bouncing off the glass door and the Boston had his already smooshed in nose pressed tightly so it looked kinda like a small, furry patch lol!!

My Min Pin's cover is forever blown!! I can no longer describe here as a bloodthirsty viscicous 15 lb. beast that I have [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] She was a total SLUT with Mark!! Phoebe was giving kisses freely, begging to be scratched, and she even gave him HUGS!! She's such a tramp!! Charvie tried to use his head as a trampoline and generally making a nuisance of himself, while sounding like a warthog!!

We had some burgers (I got a new kickass Char-Broil grill on base yesterday....awesome!!). While we were eating, the bane of Mark's night arrived, Laura. Let me explain Laura...Larua is a 20 year old very busty pretty young lady. She's very cool to be 20 years old, much older acting IMO. Did I mention she's hott [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

OK, Krista and her went on an alcohol run, and returned with a 5th of Crown Royal, a 5th of Vanilla Vodka, and a pizza. Funny, Mark and I never seen the pizza in the house, hmmmmmmmm, must investigate this phonomena [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Krista started making Crown and Pepsi's......strong....the poor Pepsi was screaming for mercy. Did she listen, nooooooooooooooooo. Mark and I decided that this was going to be a weird night.

She drank way too fast last night....way too fast. She was stumbling around the livingroom, hitting the coffee table, and fighting with the stereo components (which, by the way, won [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]). Laura came over and her and Krista were doing the usual stuff (yes Mark, Krista and Laura kissed in the livingroom [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]). Well, Mark and I decided to come in here and make our first post. Krista and Laura wandered in here while we were posting and she got out the toybox which Mark will most likely have to have therapy for [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] This is also when the dreaded whip incident came into play where we were both consequently wounded.

So, we all meandered next-door to "Cheers", our neighbors garage converted to pub. Krista was feeling VERY good at this point, along with a few others, and generally having a good time. Then it happened, all the stuff she'd drank finally hit her, like a Mack-truck doing 70. She did curl up in the fetal position on the floor at a couple points, and while it was raining outside, went out and sat in the grass cause it was "hotter than a jacked-off dog" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Mark and I took 2 pics of this, which I haven't downloaded yet, which occured a little after 10 for evidence.

She wasn't doing too well and we decided to come home. She flopped onto the couch while Mark and I picked on her for a bit, then she wanted her "blankie" and went into the bathroom to lay down (why, I don't know [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img]). Well, there wasn't a whole lot I could do for her, so Mark and I checked out some music. I tried to play G3 with Vai, Satriani, and Johnson, but it wouldn't work (I don't know if she broke the player yet or not, haven't checked [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]).

So, I got the CD to the show, and listened to Red House...which Mark was like "woah"!! Johnson kicked serious ass on that song!!

Anywho, it was late, and Mark had to get home, so I gave him the G3 DVD to check out, said our goodbyes, and he headed out for Goldsboro.

Well, fortunately for me, the night wasn't quite over [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] as Krista got her 2nd wind [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] but unfortunately Laura wasn't involved [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Well, that was about it that I can remember, but maybe Mark will remember some stuff this morning to add to the tale [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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[Thoraby]

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You live a very interesting life mr LPC. Very interesting.

[Superfly]

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"went out and sat in the grass cause it was "hotter than a jacked-off dog"

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Sounds like you guys had a righteous time. With all this buildup from Mark and you, there better be a pic of Laura in this thread somewhere. Sound like she left an impression on Mark....So to speak... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]