My bassist is a ass.

[ApeDosMil]

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Thanks for the tips and experience.

ElChiguete: I live in Round Lake Beach ILL.

I like playing anything really. I'm actually that desperate to be in a band.

[Ace]

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Good for you. The first step on the road to megalomania is admitting that other people suck [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

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[hippietim]

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Bassist's Usually do suck

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Well, not as much as drummers. And singers. And let's not even get started on keyboard players. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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And ultimately it's guitar players that are the lowest form of life in the musical food chain. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Chuckracer]

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Bravo Ron!!!!

[Newc]

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Bassists may suck, but horn players blow [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Annah]

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"aN ass"

For Christ's sake, why can't people on the internet learn how to spell properly!?

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[OnlineStageGear]

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So how do you get the bass player to finally start to realize HE'S TOO DAMN LOUD !!!!!!!! ??

Matt

[hammer84]

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My problem is the every bass play that answers my ads has no idea how to play bass.

"Watch me play" and I groan as he bangs on his down tuned e string with great pride [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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A couple, who's relationship was on the rocks, went to a marriage counselor who could not get them to discuss anything. The communication block was so heavy that nothing he suggested could make them open up and talk.

Finally after several sessions of non-communication, the counselor stands up, walks to the corner of the room and produces a bass guitar. He brings it to the couple, plugs it into a small practice amp and begins to play fervently. Gradually their barriers break down and they begin to discuss their problems and little things that always bothered them that they never felt encouraged to bring up before.

At the end of the session, they were smiling and laughing just like old times. They paid their bill and before leaving, the couple asked the counselor, "What did you do? How did that song help make everything work out?"

He answered simply, "Everybody talks during the bass solo."

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Good one!

Here's my favorite.... (Sorry Peabuddy - he thinks I really hate bass players.... Just two are on my list for execution.)

A scientific expedition disembarks from its plane at the final outpost of civilization in the deepest Amazon rain forest. They immediately notice the ceaseless thrumming of native drums. As they venture further into the bush, the drums never stop, day or night, for weeks. The lead scientist asks one of the natives about this, and the native's only reply is "Drums good. Drums never stop. Very BAD if drums stop." The drumming continues, night and day, until one night, six weeks into the trip, when the jungle is suddenly silent. Immediately the natives run screaming from their huts, covering their ears. The scientists grab one boy and demand "What is it? The drums have stopped!" The terror-stricken youth replies "Yes! Drums stop! VERY BAD!" The scientists ask "Why? Why? What will happen?" Wild-eyed, the boy responds, " . . . BASS SOLO!!!"

[NextInLine]

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That's one good thing about Rap being so popular - people are doing THAT now to get laid [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Woww! this has always been my point about rap music! Nice to see people thinking like me [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]