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  • #121
    Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

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    are "Glory Holes" popular amoung the gay community...I heard that it is their main source of leisure..and fun for the whole family!

    this could be rumor.. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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    I imagine glory holes would be a gay man's best friend (besides his lover of course!)....what else?...Instant gratification!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    • #122
      Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

      I want a Bill Z Bub model Jackson with built in Glory Hole...so I can slap the intro to meansteets with my pud..

      just for that reason...that would look AWESOME on stage with my wand thru it... [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

      Steve Vai has his "monkey grip"...I want my glory hole..

      I tried shoving my tool thru a IBZ Jem's monkey grip..but it doesn't fit when you sport wood....unless you're chinese!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #123
        Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

        If this is examined closer,a scary image keeps being repeated:
        Some of the greatest Rock singers are pole smokers! Maybe the semen coats the vocal chords like a glue substance that gives them extra stamina and power? A reamed out rectum helps them hit the highest of the high notes?

        Here's my list of singers/musicians (rock only,since most other music IS gay it would take up too much space) who rank highest on the gay scale :

        Freddie Mercury
        Rob Halford
        Marcie/Mark/whatever Free(baller)
        Paul Stanley( if he aint gay I'LL suck a dick)

        See a pattern? All GOOD singers....jizz throat works boys and girls ...

        A little further down the gay scale :

        Geoff Tate (he's HAD to have sucked a few to sing so well)
        The singer for Steelheart whose name I can't pronouce,much less spell. Mike Mustasuckalotofcock or whatever...

        Bruce Dickinson (cmon he has Dick right there in his name)
        All of Yngwie's singers
        Tom Queefer from Cinderella
        Axl Rose(ok so he dont sing so good,but the dude is named after a shaft,maybe he gets his voice from gurgling the jizz instead of swallowing,but that's just a guess)
        Lizzy Borden(gave his lover 40 whacks)
        Sebastian Bach(loads and loads have been through that man)
        Stryper(suckin for Jesus) [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        David Coverdale (in the stiff of the night)


        And it's not just singers either,I believe the following guitar players have dabbled in cock a bit :

        George Lynch (I mean cmon with the hair and no shirt all the time,he's at least had a taste at some point)

        Steve Vai (someone so damn zen has to be open to other sexual experiences)

        Jimi (*GASP*....but true....the 60's,hippies,drugs,loose sex,etc.... and the lyrics "there's a bath house over yonder,that's where my baby stays")
        Danny Spitz(or does he swallowz?)


        The point is that Lemmy if you're gay,man,well you're in good company and good luck with that,it makes you play better.But don't be grabbing my ass,not so much cuz you're gay,but damn dude you're freakin UGLY! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #124
          Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

          If you just Horns comments and skip everyone elses it is so fuckin funny.

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          • #125
            Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

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            MOTERHEAD

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            Just maybe if you learned to spell, we'd know what the fuck you were talking about. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] It's Motorhead. And I don't give a crap who's gay either, but spelling a band's name wrong when you worship them is, well, gay! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #126
              Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

              isn't it mötërhëäd or something?

              I always thought Slash looks kinda gay.. aw well.. who cares
              "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals... who knows? It sickens me!"

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              • #127
                Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

                FWIW, there was a retraction printed on the site that I read this afternoon. So for now, Lemmy is NOT GAY! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                Scott
                Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                • #128
                  Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

                  it's motörhead, bitch [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  omfg, this thread is hilarious. i agree, read only horns posts and you get 90% of the fun [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                  • #129
                    Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

                    "If you squeeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you..." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                    • #130
                      Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

                      Hey you know that show Gay eye for a straight guy...or whatever the fuck that's called..

                      they should have a gay show called ...PIMP MY SACK!!!!

                      where these old guys with unkempt crothchal regions and whooly mammoths come for a complete genital makeover...

                      hey , with all the the reality shows and the heavy promotion to be a fuckin' queer these days...I think it would be a HIGE hit..

                      yeah...the whole make over experience...a cut , style and shampoo...,maybe a little color or some highlights...a little bit of makeup perhaps ..like a good foundation.

                      just thinkin'.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #131
                        Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!



                        "So Tom...this guy in the front row flashed me his wanker, and I sprung me own boinker, and me bass shot up in my face just like this"

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                        • #132
                          Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

                          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                          NICE!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #133
                            Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

                            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                            • #134
                              Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

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                              BTW...there is NO such thing as "Bi"...like Dice used to say..."Either you suck dick...or you do NOT suck dick".... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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                              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I'm with you on that one Horns!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              fuckin Lemmy, who'da thought? makes one wonder who else is... (?)
                              the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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                              • #135
                                Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

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                                [ QUOTE ]
                                BTW...there is NO such thing as "Bi"...like Dice used to say..."Either you suck dick...or you do NOT suck dick".... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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                                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I'm with you on that one Horns!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                fuckin Lemmy, who'da thought? makes one wonder who else is... (?)

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                                Survey sez ... Dice was right. Amazing how life imitates stand-up comedy, no?
                                Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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